From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V5 #61 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Sunday, February 25 2001 Volume 05 : Number 061 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: Sick [Donna Hunt ] Re: Sick [Ellen Buckley ] Re: Sick [Katherine Maheux ] Re: Sick [Donna Hunt ] Re: Sick [Donna Hunt ] Re: Sick [Marie-Claude ] Re: Sick [Donna Hunt ] Re: Sick ["Paul Skudlarek" ] Re: Sick [Marie-Claude ] Re: Sick [Donna Hunt ] Re: Sick ["A.J. LoCicero" ] FruconDeathFluII [LladyYasmina@netscape.net] Re: FruconDeathFluII [fruwench@aol.com (ladywench)] Re: Frutripping's Really Hard: Emergency Survival Techniques [FruWench@a] Re: Sick [Katherine Maheux ] RE: FruconDeathFluII ["Adam Hartfield" ] Re: Sick ["A.J. LoCicero" ] Re: Don`t get caught............................please read . 7853 [] Re: Frutripping's Really Hard: Emergency Survival Techniques [Seanna or ] Re: Sick [spychicr@aol.compoot (RAI-- Random Access Insanity)] Re: FruconDeathFluII [Lori Martin ] Re: Frutripping's Really Hard: Emergency Survival Techniques ["Chris K @] Re: Sick [Marie-Claude ] Re: FruconDeathFluII ["Graham" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 00:37:35 -0500 From: Donna Hunt Subject: Re: Sick Lori Martin wrote: > Donna Hunt wrote: > You got the DonnaBug. *snip* > I didn't get it! I didn't get it! YET. > In my case, it must have been the hemp beer that warded off the > Donnagirl cooties. :D And it's a damn good thing it was Hemp beer, because regular ole beer is powerless in the face of the DonnaBug. I don't have Cooties. It's Karma, baby. > "They know we're here!" *snort* ciao, donna ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 00:59:17 -0500 From: Ellen Buckley Subject: Re: Sick Lori Martin wrote: > In my case, it must have been the hemp beer that warded off the > Donnagirl cooties. y'know, there is something to this, because i had the hemp beer at tory's show too, and i spent all weekend with donna, and even though she voodoo-induced me to start sneezing at the US border... i'm not sick. now i must knock on something wood. [1] > "They know we're here!" you must invoke my name when you say this. otherwise, ice cream cone displays will crumble around you. peace, ellen [1] don't do it. i'll thwap whoever makes that very lame joke. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 05:31:27 GMT From: Katherine Maheux Subject: Re: Sick Donna Hunt wrote: > It's Karma, baby. I fear not the DonnaBug. My germs kicked Donna's germs ass back when there were... er... will be?... both plancton. REMEMBER THAT?? Kath - -- One day, the world stood still And we all sang one song Words came without any thought And we all sang so strongly The shy, they shouted too The deaf, all the chords they knew And the blind, they led me through The day the world stood still, The day we all stood still. -- Andy Stochansky ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 00:54:11 -0500 From: Donna Hunt Subject: Re: Sick Katherine Maheux wrote: > > Donna Hunt wrote: > > It's Karma, baby. > I fear not the DonnaBug. My germs kicked Donna's germs ass back when > there were... er... will be?... both plancton. REMEMBER THAT?? Heh. This is *my* lifetime, baby... the DonnaBug is a gift to those who would prefer to not go to work this week. don't go runnin' to your guru... he won't protect you! My germs are stronger than your germs! :P BigEgoCon. donnaSick ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 01:18:34 -0500 From: Donna Hunt Subject: Re: Sick Ellen Buckley wrote: > y'know, there is something to this, because i had the hemp beer at > tory's show too, and i spent all weekend with donna, OK, OK... you've found me out. MY POWERS ARE DIMINISHED IN THE FACE OF HEMP BEER!! Hemp beer is my personal kryptonite. You don't want to know what happens if I actually *drink* the stuff. >and even though she voodoo-induced me to start sneezing at the US >border... i'm not sick. Hey now. There was no voodoo involved. It's Karma, baby. How many times do I have to say it? > now i must knock on something wood. [1] Huh. Ellen said... Ok. I won't. But do you know HOW MANY lame jokes I could... nevermind. ciao, donnasick ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 06:36:38 GMT From: Marie-Claude Subject: Re: Sick Donna Hunt wrote: > OK, OK... you've found me out. > > MY POWERS ARE DIMINISHED IN THE FACE OF HEMP BEER!! > > Hemp beer is my personal kryptonite. > > You don't want to know what happens if I actually *drink* the stuff. If you're anything like me, you'll gag, spit it out, and yell "Barkeep! What IS this shit? Gimme some draught Blue!" To which she'll answer "Don't got." It's a good thing she's pretty. - -- Marie-Claude Danis http://verticalcrawl.com "Man, Grammys suck. Not to be confused with Grannies. Or Crannies." - -- donna "I don't have Cooties. It's Karma, baby." - -- donna ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 01:55:03 -0500 From: Donna Hunt Subject: Re: Sick Marie-Claude wrote: > > You don't want to know what happens if I actually *drink* the stuff. > > If you're anything like me, you'll gag, spit it out, and yell "Barkeep! >What IS this shit? > Gimme some draught Blue!" To which she'll answer "Don't got." It's a >good thing she's pretty. /me laughs Somehow, I suddenly get the impression that we're not speaking hypothetically anymore. Hemp Beer Snot that bad. 'Course... I was drinkin' Baileys. Check this shit out: > "Man, Grammys suck. Not to be confused with Grannies. Or Crannies." > -- donna > "I don't have Cooties. It's Karma, baby." > -- donna 2, 2, 2 donna quotes in One Sig! Did I just lose a purity point, or something?? I know, I know... Go to bed! I am. donna ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 06:49:13 GMT From: "Paul Skudlarek" Subject: Re: Sick "Donna Hunt" wrote in message news:3A974C83.D5C1A444@apk.net... > My germs are stronger than your germs! :P *recalls from a Rochester, NY Milestones show during "The Kids' Song"* (Mike to Murray) "My dad's gonna kick the sh** out of your dad!" - -- Pauley +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Paul L. Skudlarek | | Student, Department of Information Technology | | Rochester Institute of Technology | | E-mail: Pauley@mail.rit.edu AIM: Pauley2483 ICQ: 7410094 | | http://www.rit.edu/~pls5159/ Amateur Radio: KC2FQD | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 06:50:52 GMT From: Marie-Claude Subject: Re: Sick Donna Hunt wrote: > Marie-Claude wrote: > > > > You don't want to know what happens if I actually *drink* the stuff. > > > > If you're anything like me, you'll gag, spit it out, and yell "Barkeep! >What IS this shit? > > Gimme some draught Blue!" To which she'll answer "Don't got." It's a >good thing she's pretty. > > /me laughs > > Somehow, I suddenly get the impression that we're not speaking hypothetically > anymore. *GASP* Me, flirting with the barmaid? Why, I'd never. No way in Hell. I leave such debauchery to Billiam. > 2, 2, 2 donna quotes in One Sig! > > Did I just lose a purity point, or something?? Oh, with the conversation we just had, you lost purity point alright... So, 2004, eh? ... Oh right. The newsgroup full of people. Hey there. *cough* - -- Marie-Claude Danis http://verticalcrawl.com "Man, Grammys suck. Not to be confused with Grannies. Or Crannies." - -- donna "I don't have Cooties. It's Karma, baby." - -- donna ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 02:21:45 -0500 From: Donna Hunt Subject: Re: Sick Marie-Claude wrote: > > Somehow, I suddenly get the impression that we're not speaking > >hypothetically anymore. > *GASP* Me, flirting with the barmaid? Why, I'd never. No way in Hell. I leave such debauchery to Billiam. Yeah! That whore! > > Did I just lose a purity point, or something?? > > Oh, with the conversation we just had, you lost purity point alright... >So, 2004, eh? I'm all over it. > Oh right. The newsgroup full of people. Hey there. > > *cough* Please. That's nothing compared to other conversations we've... heh. I'll leave you with this flashback... "Step over here" ;) sleeping! sleeping! I swear! [1] ciao, donna [1] Ok. So, um... I had this great idea at about 11pm. Donna thought "Hey, caffeine will dry up sinuses!" (it does, honest) Donna drank caffeine. Dreaming of spending at least 6minutes in a row not blowing my nose. Mix the hour with the fact that donna generally avoids caffeine... and you have the reason that said donnagirl has posted approximately 5,301 times this evening/morning. And... is not in bed. Is not sleeping. Perhaps never again. And my computer clock is messed up, or something... because on my newsgroup server everybody's responses to my responses are being listed above me. Dammit. Maybe it's you fuckers. Maybe all of your clocks are messed up. For more crackhead ponderings.... http://donnagirl.diaryland.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 07:38:09 GMT From: "A.J. LoCicero" Subject: Re: Sick Marie-Claude wrote: > *GASP* Me, flirting with the barmaid? Why, I'd never. No way in Hell. I leave such debauchery to > Billiam. Ahem, T'wasn't Billiam flirting with the barmaid that weekend. =) A.J. - -- "Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." - --G.W. Bush, Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001 Email:aj@locicero.org ICQ: 13117113 AIM: locicero For some of the best Long Distance and Calling Card rates around visit http://www.ld.net/?sensible. Cheap rates and *I* get a commission! ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 09:38:06 -0500 From: LladyYasmina@netscape.net Subject: FruconDeathFluII /me stands proudly outside the quarrantine area NOT IT *grin* I _am_ losing my voice tho... but that has more to do with teaching an insane number of hours upon my return. I'm sure I'm about to jinx myself, but for once I've survived through til Feb without much more than a two hour sniffle... hmmm, try obsessive burning of Nag Champa incense ;D some say people who burn a lot of incense don't get sick as much... the smoke chokes out airborne cooties or something angie croaksicle ------------------------------ Date: 24 Feb 2001 16:23:14 GMT From: fruwench@aol.com (ladywench) Subject: Re: FruconDeathFluII >/me stands proudly outside the quarrantine area > >NOT IT > Well, it isn't flu . . . but I picked up a nasty sinus infection somewhere along the QEW. ladywench FruSpace - We came, we saw, we slept on the floor. My life is an ever changing kaleidoscope . . . look at all the pretty colors!! ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 11:21:24 EST From: FruWench@aol.com Subject: Re: Frutripping's Really Hard: Emergency Survival Techniques Amen. Jen ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 16:09:27 GMT From: Katherine Maheux Subject: Re: Sick "A.J. LoCicero" wrote: > Ahem, T'wasn't Billiam flirting with the barmaid that weekend. =) Oh, but AJ, it was, it was. He snatched her away from Fiona and me and proceeded to ask her about Canadian coinage (twosies and onesies, for you uninformed folk) while I smoldered in jealousy a few feet behind. Kath ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 12:13:16 -0500 From: "Adam Hartfield" Subject: RE: FruconDeathFluII > Well, it isn't flu . . . but I picked up a nasty sinus infection somewhere > along the QEW. > > ladywench Didn't your mama teach you never to pick up hitchhikers? Cripes. I didn't even know germs had thumbs to hitch with. - --Adam adamh1@mediaone.net ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 18:39:20 GMT From: "A.J. LoCicero" Subject: Re: Sick Katherine Maheux wrote: > > "A.J. LoCicero" wrote: > > Ahem, T'wasn't Billiam flirting with the barmaid that weekend. =) > > Oh, but AJ, it was, it was. He snatched her away from Fiona and me and > proceeded to ask her about Canadian coinage (twosies and onesies, for > you uninformed folk) while I smoldered in jealousy a few feet behind. Oh that is so lame! Can't he at least find some subject that he REALLY didn't know about? Me I got the lass at the Opera House to tell me about drinks I hadn't heard of, like Sex On A Beach! My annoyance came when MC while buying me a drink (with my own money I might add) wouldn't go down to that girl's bar. So I got Sex On A Beach from some far less interesting chick at the back. THAT was a bummer. A.J. (10 times the letch Billiam is anyday) - -- "Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." - --G.W. Bush, Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001 Email:aj@locicero.org ICQ: 13117113 AIM: locicero For some of the best Long Distance and Calling Card rates around visit http://www.ld.net/?sensible. Cheap rates and *I* get a commission! ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 15:48:24 -0500 From: i need new boots Subject: Re: Don`t get caught............................please read . 7853 On 24 Feb 2001 10:58:54 GMT, mwhxgn@safe.com wrote: >Watch out you, are YOU being checked.............. oh fuck, i hope they don't know about my stash. >Have you viewed illegal pictures of course. i often view pictures of underage puppies. >You're in Serious Trouble - It's a Proven Fact! i've been in trouble for years. the irs is after my ass. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 20:52:30 GMT From: Seanna or Steve or Trevyn or Nicholas Subject: Re: Frutripping's Really Hard: Emergency Survival Techniques HEY!!!!!!!! THATS ROCKS AND TREES! NOT CANADA'S REALLY BIG! COME ON, AT LEAST GET IT RIGHT IF YOURe GOING TO MESS WITH IT!!!!!!!! Lori Martin wrote: > > With apologies to the Arrogant Worms for bastardizing "Canada's > Really Big", Jen and I just have to share our synopsis for safe, > sound survival travelling in the wilds of Ontario in the dead of > winter. > > For those who aren't familiar with recommendations for car travel > in northern climes, every winter Canadian car owners are > encouraged to include in their trunk, in addition to jumper > cables and a first aid kit and a flashlight and such, the > following items: > > candles > matches (in waterproof container) > bottled water > blankets > > Jen and I, having stowed all of the above (in addition to > Smarties, which aren't on that list but should be), thought > ourselves quite well-equipped when disaster fell down from > above. However, on the QEW exit ramp none were truly necessary. > We did, however, discover a fifth, most vital component to our > emergency survival kit, and immortalized it in the below refrain: > > "We got candles and matches and matches and candles and candles > and matches and matches and candles > and candles and matches and matches and candles and candles and > matches and matches and candles > And CREDIT CARRRRRRDS!!!" > > No, they don't keep you warm and hydrated -- but they can BUY the > warmth and hydration, and alternate transportation too. > > Don't leave home without them. Or something like that. > > -- > Lori > Glitter Fairy/Tattooing Fru/High Priestess, Murray's Sect > ~~~~~~~~ > "Get on the fucking train!" > -- ladywench, 12/31/98, > presciently revived on 2/17/01. sigh. - -- /"\ \ / ASCII Ribbon Campaign - Say NO to HTML in email and news X / \ ------------------------------ Date: 25 Feb 2001 00:23:07 GMT From: spychicr@aol.compoot (RAI-- Random Access Insanity) Subject: Re: Sick Spake A.J.: <> One day, I want to order a Virgin Sex On A Beach... just 'cause I can. --Rai --::nods:: ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ "If megalomania is the national illness of Americans, paranoid schizophrenia is the national illness of Canadians."--Margaret Atwood ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 19:24:03 -0500 From: Lori Martin Subject: Re: FruconDeathFluII ladywench wrote: > >/me stands proudly outside the quarrantine area > >>NOT IT > > > Well, it isn't flu . . . but I picked up a nasty sinus infection somewhere > along the QEW. Gremlins! There are QEW Gremlins! That's it! When in doubt, I find Basmati rice with spicy plum sauce is a decent gremlin-warder. - -- Lori Glitter Fairy/Tattooing Fru/High Priestess, Murray's Sect ~~~~~~~~ "There's always something raining down from above" ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Feb 2001 01:55:27 GMT From: "Chris K @*_*@" Subject: Re: Frutripping's Really Hard: Emergency Survival Techniques Seanna or Steve or Trevyn or Nicholas wrote: > HEY!!!!!!!! THATS ROCKS AND TREES! NOT CANADA'S REALLY BIG! COME ON, AT > LEAST GET IT RIGHT IF YOURe GOING TO MESS WITH IT!!!!!!!! Caps...lock...on! Hurts...eyes! Help...this....newbie...please! Look at all the "!!!!!!" is he a relative of Aaron's? Christine. *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* "The smaller the man, the bigger the desk." - --Margaret (Clockwatchers) *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Feb 2001 01:52:22 GMT From: Marie-Claude Subject: Re: Sick "A.J. LoCicero" wrote: > Oh that is so lame! Can't he at least find some subject that he REALLY > didn't know about? Me I got the lass at the Opera House to tell me > about drinks I hadn't heard of, like Sex On A Beach! My annoyance came > when MC while buying me a drink (with my own money I might add) Aren't I clever though? :) > wouldn't go down to that girl's bar. So I got Sex On A Beach from some > far less > interesting chick at the back. Hey, Sex On a Beach is Sex On a Beach. Don't gimme that crap! :) Meanwhile, the Toronto Association of Barmaids must fear mid-February like it's going out of style. - -- Marie-Claude Danis http://verticalcrawl.com "Man, Grammys suck. Not to be confused with Grannies. Or Crannies." - -- Donna "I don't have Cooties. It's Karma, baby." - -- Donna "Aren't we all proud of me?" "We are most amazed indeed." - -- Fiona and Lori "Education comes first. Or so I hear." - -- Anna ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Feb 2001 04:58:40 GMT From: "Graham" Subject: Re: FruconDeathFluII Speaking of which, Gremlins II is on TMN right now... Hoo haw :) Hey, this is my first post! Huzzah. Incidently, to the ladies who were standing about three people back Stage Dave at the Opera house - you were really rude. Like really really rude. You backed up onto my 4'11 girlfriend and it was simply the happiness I felt at being at a Fruvous concert that accounted for me not getting rather rude back. Also your attitudes were horrendous. I'm not aware of any place that currently sells manners, but if you can find one, buy stock. In short, you suck and you should do something about it. That was just for those particular (and rather unhappy looking) ladies. Everybody else was mad coo :) Graham ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V5 #61 *******************************************