From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V4 #482 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Sunday, December 17 2000 Volume 04 : Number 482 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: FREE PICS AND VIDEO [Lori Martin ] discuss we shall! [Marie-Claude Danis ] Re: discuss we shall! ["A.J. LoCicero" ] Re: User Friendly / Moxy Fruvous connection? [fruwench@aol.com (ladywench] Re: discuss we shall! [Donna Hunt ] Re: discuss we shall! [Donna Hunt ] Re: discuss we shall! [Marie-Claude Danis ] Re: discuss we shall! [richardbutterworth@my-deja.com] Re: discuss we shall! [Katherine Maheux ] Okay, cough it up. [spychicr@aol.compoot (RAI-- Random Access Insanity)] Re: discuss we shall! [chad schrock ] Re: FREE PICS OF MC AND VIDEOS OF KATH! ["Chris K @*_*@" Subject: Re: FREE PICS AND VIDEO Crack Hitler chimed in: > Marie-Claude Danis, mcdanis11@sympatico.ca, had a strange urge to eat a > blue crayon but instead puked out this little bit of information: > > > > lick@pussy.com wrote: > > > > > http://www.purefilth.net/index.html > > > > > > SEE THE NEW GALLERY JUST ADDED !! > > > > > > FREE ANAL VIDEO > > > > > > ? > > > > woohoo! > > > > i want mc@pussy.com. > > > > Me too! People people people! The above material is what is known as "spam". "Spam" can be easy to confruse with the wealth of useful, topical, Fruvous-informative postings of late here on amm-f, but I know it is "spam". The On-Topic Post Signaller here at Murray's Sect Central tells me so. That was the OTPS correlating the occurrence of the word Fruvous and the words "Murray's Sect" to tell me I have met the requirements of on-topicness. See? That's how it works. MC and Crack, I do hope you're not embarrassed that I'm pointing out your error. It is easy to confuse "spam" with Useful information. It happens to all of us. Why, just the other day I thought Fruvous was trying to help me make $$$$, fast and easy. With this in mind, I humbly suggest that perhaps you too could use an OTPS? I'm sure Mahoney could hook you up with a distributor (they're not just for High Church use anymore.) In the meantime, there are a wealth of On-Topic Topics we could discuss and respond to. Among them: 1) The other day, Lori bought a dozen tubes of Canadian Smarties as stocking stuffers. Should she have gone with Aero bars instead? 2) The weather at FruConIV is likely to be cold, because Toronto is in Canada, and February in Canada (much like ten other months in Canada) is Winter. Bring your mittens and Fruvous hockey jerseys! 3) The Arrogant Worms cancelled a show in Pennsylvania. Discuss. 4) Does Jian have any new sartorial style? Alternately, which of his haircuts did/do we like the best? See? It's easy and fun! Try it! You can even make up your own Topics! But no scooters, no porns, and please, PLEASE, no photos of me on eBay. Thank you. Helpfully yours, - -- Lori Glitter Fairy/Tattooing Fru/High Priestess, Murray's Sect ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ when I have nothing to say my lips are sealed ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Dec 2000 16:36:06 GMT From: Marie-Claude Danis Subject: discuss we shall! Lori Martin wrote: > The above material is what is known as "spam". really? damn. (all kidding aside, i know. not exactly new to the whole ng thing, eh.) > MC and Crack o/~ go together like horse and carriage o/~ > 1) The other day, Lori bought a dozen tubes of Canadian Smarties as stocking > stuffers. Should she have gone with Aero bars instead? > > 2) The weather at FruConIV is likely to be cold, because Toronto is in Canada, and > February in Canada (much like ten other months in Canada) is Winter. Bring your > mittens and Fruvous hockey jerseys! > > 3) The Arrogant Worms cancelled a show in Pennsylvania. Discuss. > > 4) Does Jian have any new sartorial style? Alternately, which of his haircuts > did/do we like the best? you forgot: 5) Fruvous Dreams. 6) Frumoments. 7) Elitists. 8) Jian's love life. 9) Line-cutting. 10) Top 5 All-Time Favourite Songs About Death Get it right. [mc] ;) o/~ shanana nanana na na naaaa o/~ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Dec 2000 20:20:31 GMT From: "A.J. LoCicero" Subject: Re: discuss we shall! Marie-Claude Danis wrote: > you forgot: > > 5) Fruvous Dreams. > > 6) Frumoments. > > 7) Elitists. > > 8) Jian's love life. > > 9) Line-cutting. > > 10) Top 5 All-Time Favourite Songs About Death > > Get it right. AND email addresses at pussy.com! I don't need no stinking spamometer. I've been here longer than any of you and I've been to more shows than Dave and I know everything about everything (and this foam coming from my mouth is nothing to be worried about honestly!) and I say: EVERYTHING anyone here thinks about (especially porn!) is on topic. If Lori doesn't like porn threads she can go off and start alt.music.moxy-fruvous.non-porn for all I care. I for one love my fruporn and I'm not giving it up for someone who =admits publicly= to being a "gltterfairy". I mean sheesh. Talk about inappropriate for your newsgroup audience! Besides, it could be worse. We COULD be talking about techniques for being cold, unfeeling and downright mean to the sweetest most inoffensive and most vulnerable people in the world. :) A.J. - -- "Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work." - --G.W.Bush on 60 Minutes II, Dec. 5, 2000 Email:aj@locicero.org ICQ: 13117113 AIM: locicero For some of the best Long Distance and Calling Card rates around visit http://www.ld.net/?sensible. Cheap rates and *I* get a commission! ------------------------------ Date: 16 Dec 2000 21:24:34 GMT From: fruwench@aol.com (ladywench) Subject: Re: User Friendly / Moxy Fruvous connection? They're not dolls! I've been having the same thought thru this whole series. :-) PVC Barbie? TELL me there isn't such a thing IRL . . . ladywench FruSpace - We came, we saw, we slept on the floor. My life is an ever changing kaleidoscope . . . look at all the pretty colors!! ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Dec 2000 17:04:49 -0500 From: Donna Hunt Subject: Re: discuss we shall! "A.J. LoCicero" wrote: > I don't need no stinking spamometer. I've been here longer than any of > you and I've been to more shows than Dave Dave who? > Besides, it could be worse. We COULD be talking about techniques for > being cold, unfeeling and downright mean to the sweetest most > inoffensive and most vulnerable people in the world. AJ, I really wish you'd stop talking about me like this. ciao, donna ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Dec 2000 17:10:05 -0500 From: Donna Hunt Subject: Re: discuss we shall! Marie-Claude Danis wrote: > [mc] ;) > > o/~ shanana nanana na na naaaa o/~ MC, is this "From Me, to You"? Because, that's what I hear. And I've been earwormed all day because of it. Bitch. [1] ciao, donna o/~ doot do doo doot doot da doo doot doot doo doo doot doot da doo doo"o/~ [1] Shit! No mention of Murray, glitter, FruCon, or smarties! I'm Off-topic! [2] [2] Dammit! I forget we weren't supposed to be fucking swearing on this newsgroup! ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Dec 2000 23:49:38 GMT From: Marie-Claude Danis Subject: Re: discuss we shall! now now. children. :) oldskoolers, behave. Donna Hunt wrote: > > o/~ shanana nanana na na naaaa o/~ > > MC, is this "From Me, to You"? Because, that's what I hear. you know what, i'm not sure. but i've seen the preview for high fidelity maybe 800 times (i'm not exaggeration in the least - it was on repeat on the tellies when i worked at blockbuster) and jack black singing this just makes my day whenever i think about it. o/~ oh what a night it really was o/~ [mc] Effin' POPE of the John Cusack Church. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Dec 2000 00:55:34 GMT From: richardbutterworth@my-deja.com Subject: Re: discuss we shall! In article <3A3BE701.6A539E9E@apk.net>, Donna Hunt wrote: > > Besides, it could be worse. We COULD be talking about techniques for > > being cold, unfeeling and downright mean to the sweetest most > > inoffensive and most vulnerable people in the world. > > AJ, I really wish you'd stop talking about me like this. Yeah AJ. Stop telling Donna she could be worse. No she couldn't. Bless, Richard Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Dec 2000 00:09:14 GMT From: Katherine Maheux Subject: Re: discuss we shall! I'm sorry, Lori, but I really think the whole lecture there earlier was kind of uncalled for. I mean, how many posts a day on average do we get here? Four? If we're lucky? Yesterday I got one. One whole post on this previously thriving newsgroup. If MC wants to post a remark in response to spam, I say let her. At least it's something to read! Kath Who really wants hk@pussy.com, dammit! :D ------------------------------ Date: 17 Dec 2000 03:13:00 GMT From: spychicr@aol.compoot (RAI-- Random Access Insanity) Subject: Okay, cough it up. Which of you techno Frugeeks showed up on Tech TV? My brother swears that he saw someone flash a Moxy Fruvous CD on Internet Tonight a few days ago. Tech TV, BTW, is a REALLY cool TV station for tech dorks. Like me. ::shame:: --Rai --Shirts and shoes required! ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ HA! The Backstreet Boys are SCRUFFY! Not sexy. SCRUFFY! ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Dec 2000 23:53:47 -0500 From: chad schrock Subject: Re: discuss we shall! Donna Hunt wrote: > [1] Shit! No mention of Murray, glitter, FruCon, or smarties! > I'm Off-topic! [2] > [2] Dammit! I forget we weren't supposed to be fucking > swearing on this newsgroup! *That* must have brought out a few chili peppers. - -- chad at radix dot net - helvetica ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Dec 2000 04:49:32 GMT From: "Chris K @*_*@" Subject: Re: FREE PICS OF MC AND VIDEOS OF KATH! Lori Martin wrote: > The above material is what is known as "spam". > "Spam" can be easy to confruse with > the wealth of useful, topical, Fruvous-informative > postings of late here on amm-f, > but I know it is "spam". > The On-Topic Post Signaller here at Murray's Sect > Central tells me so. *long snip* What useful information did we get from AMMF ever? Oh wait...we got a definition of Spam. Is that from AOHell's dictionary of it? Sheesh, even when a member of Fruvous is supposed to appear on TV (Uh let's see - how many of us knew about Dave appearing on RCAF? Hind-sight is 20/20.) it's not posted here. Heck, no TV appearances are posted here beforehand - unless you go waaaay back to 1997-1998 and even then, Fruvous central (whomever they are) still did not keep up with it. If you can't have fun with "spam," what is left on this NG? *laughs* Nothing! *see subject line - now that's NEWS on the NG!* =) Christine. *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ "glad u kno how 2 rite out hole werdz." --anna '00 *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V4 #482 ********************************************