From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V4 #430 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Friday, October 27 2000 Volume 04 : Number 430 Today's Subjects: ----------------- The Ballad of alt.music.moxy-fruvous [Paul Mischler ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 26 Oct 2000 21:14:31 -0400 From: Paul Mischler Subject: The Ballad of alt.music.moxy-fruvous Well, I sat down today, and wrote a little song... Sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Marion Fruvous" My apologies to Moxy Fruvous. A couple of the spots, the syllables don't match up, and a couple of places, the words are blatant ripoffs.. Oh well :-) The Ballad of alt.music.moxy-fruvous (Spoken) In days of yore most people found This quaint newsgroup more fair than foul. But their lives became mired in e-Bay propriety, While suffering a case of hiatus anxiety. With torts and flames the long hours were filled in, And one was the fave of the children. "Tell us a tale that will eschew us. Tell us the story of alt.music.moxy-fruvous" The fruheads on-line, they had it all. Bandwidth thick as their mouse, and quotes on the wall Tour schedule twenty-four-seven on call And everyone seemed to love it all, Except for alt.music.moxy-fruvous Somewhere along the net it creeps Where fruheads do type like cybernet geeks With PC’s and Macs and *nix for the freaks Logged in to IRC to talk with the peeps Trolling alt.music.moxy-fruvous. "Try as you may with your flaming-bait ways, Fruheads enjoy your Starbuck-free days. One day you’ll rot in your netiquitte ways, A singer of Fruvous said, and trolled us again." Fruheads did flame at Amy’s shot Someone replied, and things got quite hot "‘Cause the longer it goes, the nicer its not", "Sell Murray’s shirt, that’ll bring us a lot!" On alt.music.moxy-fruvous "Try as you may with your flaming-bait ways, Fruheads enjoy your Starbuck-free days. One day you’ll rot in your netiquitte ways, A singer of Fruvous said, and trolled us again." (Spoken) I have been sitting back for over a week now, And I think I have got a plan that going to take care of this flaming problem once and for all! I have made a plan I will solve this pox, We will put up all the flamers in a small blue box. Fill it up with glass! Fill it up with gin! Watch them start to scream and shout when they get in! Take them to the curb on Wednesday, Rest assured you’ll see the end! People all around will have a killfile in the end! What a thing to do, love the color blue! An end to all the flaming when the box comes through The killfile is here! There’s nothing left to fear. Eskimos in Scarborough were set in gear Trolling for the quiet mindset, This stupid topic will soon be gone! Pacify the Fruhead people and purify the dawn! How peacefully Fruheads now slept, But some just typed by a curbside and wept. "But we still have some Spam! That stuff must be swept from the face of our group ‘til nothing is left, ‘til attitudes change, and we all accept that the Flyers’ defense does suck like the Mets on alt.music.moxy-fruvous. "Try as you may with your flaming-bait ways, Fruheads enjoy your Starbuck-free days. One day you’ll rot in your netiquitte ways, A singer of Fruvous said, and trolled us again." - -Paul Mischler - -Remove the glaringly obvious from my-email address to reply. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 01:42:13 GMT From: Anna! Subject: Re: [Proposal] alt.music.moxy-fruvous.flame In article <200010270115.e9R1FB487153@lara.pathlink.com>, "Jason A. Reiser" wrote: > Justification: > The newsgroup alt.music.moxy-fruvous currently has a significant > amount of "flame" traffic which is not truly appropriate. The charter > of alt.music.moxy-fruvous includes "respect for one another in a > non-biased forum" as one if its goals. Current traffic shows that > well over half of approximately 50 posts per day on the group are > flame wars. The traffic is not entirely unwelcome, but should be . moved to the proposed dedicated flame group. > > Charter: > This newsgroup, alt.music.moxy-fruvous.flame, provides a forum for > heated arguments about the band Moxy Fruvous, and various hateful or > humorous comments about and amongst its fans. Topics should vary > greatly, but generally are somehow related to the band, its music, > live shows, fans, Chad, etc. Bad taste is welcome and encouraged. Jason, that's a great idea!!! Now I can finally read about fruvous dreams, how someones history teachers mentioned the King of Spain, and how Jo-Beth saw Murray's head in her fruitloops without the interruption from these raving, hateful, lunatics. If they want to be this way, let them do it on their own NG. If I wanted to witness arguments, I would be living with my own dysfunctional family. I don't want to be part of this one! sunshine for all, - -anna- PS - my apologies to Jo-Beth ... I didn't mean to target you specifically. Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 03:28:24 GMT From: fruomffan@diganet.com (Cara Kozack) Subject: Re: The Item on EBay moonshimmer@xpnonline.net (Lori Martin) wrote in <39F88D74.533AFB05@xpnonline.net>: >Chad Maloney wrote: > >> 8) Rail endlessly at anyone when they mention any of the following in >> person, in IRC, or on the newsgroup: mp3s, eBay, tape trading, how >> many shows they claim to have seen, > >Like a Real Fruhead could even *remember* petty details like that. >Puhleeze. Exactly....we're too busy plotting to own the airlines in order to get free fights to all the Früshows, merging media companies to have All-Fruvous all the time, and of course putting subliminal messages in other band's music saying "wesuckwesuckwesuckyouhateusfruvousfruvousfruvous" over and over again... :) - -- Cara Kozack - (Stickin' it out through the first major flame war on amm-f that I've seen by attepmting to make a intellegent, witty comment) It's a reference to a _____ that you've never even heard of by\in\on a _____ that you probably don't even like! fruomffan@diganet.com www.crosswinds.net/~fruomffan ICQ: 56416421 ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Oct 2000 23:47:06 -0400 From: chad schrock Subject: Re: The Item on EBay Ellen Buckley wrote: > Adam Hartfield wrote: > > > Is that how it always will be? > > oh, good. my new shipment of Canned Whup-ass just arrived. I prefer my Whup-ass bottled, but I'm just an elitist fuck. And, after reading Bill's post about why we should all vote Repuglican, I'm all misty eyed now. - -- chad at radix dot net - helvetica ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V4 #430 ********************************************