From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V4 #417 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Tuesday, October 17 2000 Volume 04 : Number 417 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Bargainville as a love album (was: Fruvous and amazon.com) [fruomffan@dig] Want $900 in free merchandise? [freetvb5@mailme.dk] Re: moral outrage [richardbutterworth@my-deja.com] Requesting More Music... [Wesley Mason ] Re: The Item On EBay [Lynne ] Re: moral outrage [Chad Maloney ] Re: The Item on Ebay [Lori Martin ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 16 Oct 2000 01:54:44 GMT From: fruomffan@diganet.com (Cara Kozack) Subject: Bargainville as a love album (was: Fruvous and amazon.com) platypus@pianosa.catch22.org (Jordan McClure) wrote in : > >So does all this make Bargainville and Wood the most romantic Fruvous >albums? Is there something in You Will Go to the Moon that brings out the >strange, magical, and surreal? Only further research will tell. Bargainville a love album? Its the most loving album of them all!! (and NOT just because its my favourite). Don't believe me? Check this out! River Valley: Love of the enviroment, you have to save what you love. Stuck in the 90's: Love "of the old days", a reminissing love of what was. B.J. Don't Cry: Ahem... "From the Fruvous Quill comes a sorry tale of love and illin'" "She loved in triplicate, left his heart a blank to fill in" , need there be a greater explaination? Some may suggest that it is a sad love, but sad love is still romantic Video Bargainville: You have to love movies, not to mention the soliloquy about Cher. Obession can be classified as love. Fell in Love: Now this one is a little iffy...I mean sure the title SAYS love...but couldn't it *really* be about marketing? "How many ears of corn in a Niblet?" kinda gives it away. Lazy Boy: Just lovin' to lounge man! A true passion for good music, and cultural overthrow!! My Baby Loves A Bunch Of Authors: Another iffy one, but not as much so. This song has so much prowess about books that it makes it impossible for it not to be a love song. Hmmmmm, a good binding is so sexy.... The Drinking Song: NEVER mind all those OTHER interpretations...its so obvious that this is about the love of cheese. I mean what else could it be? Morphee: Je ne sais pas...ca mais peut etre un chanton de amour, mais je ne comprehnde ca. Je m'excuse pour ma tres mas Francais.... King of Spain: Ahhhh...this must be the most romantic song on Bargainville. If someone serenaded me with this song I'd be theirs forever. Darlington Darling: Cars, bosses, and assembly lines, how much more loving can you get. Bittersweet: Another song about cheese. The GLORY food! Laika: Mmmmmmm, space song...excuse me I'm going to go swoon.... *falls into a trance like state* Huh? Where was I? Oh yeah I'll have a veggie dip. Spiderman: Comic books heros are such figures of romance...strong, powerful, and often the silent type. In some opinions, the perfect man! (I'm sorry but I have to do this *G*, ok I'm back to being totally serious) Gulf War Song: The THRID song about cheese on the album, I'm senseing a bit of a pattern here. Well wine and cheese are romance foods, so I guess one half of the duo can be considered romantic. Well thats EXACTLY why Bargainville is such a perfect album for a evening at home with your significant other. Next time, why Thornhill makes ideal circus music! - -- Cara Kozack It's a reference to a _____ that you've never even heard of by\in\on a _____ that you probably don't even like! fruomffan@diganet.com www.crosswinds.net/~fruomffan ICQ: 56416421 ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Oct 2000 07:06:45 -0500 From: freetvb5@mailme.dk Subject: Want $900 in free merchandise? FREE Satellite T.V. System and FREE Installation For a limited time we'll give you this top of the line Digital Satellite System for FREE! We'll even include Free installation. Enjoy over 500 Channels of crystal clear digital picture and cd stereo sound on your FREE Satellite TV System. Why pay over $900 retail for these items, when we're giving you this satellite package for free. 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I believe captured spirits suffered a worldwide fall in share price after a profits warning issued at 15:30EDT yesterday by Chad "Big Bollocks" Mahoney, CEO of Mega-Corruption Hell Fire Damnation Corps which has effectively captured the global spirit market since floatation in 1996. A Prof deVille of Sorbonne University, Paris, claims that Mahoney (or BB as he is know to his friends) infringed his existing patent for means of collecting Earthly Souls and Making Them Wander For All Eternity in Ghastly Damnation. His prior claim to patent was established in the precedent case Faust vs deVille, and lawyers think he has a good chance of making his claims stick on Mahoney. Hence the early profits warning. In related news, Prof deVille was asked whether the beard belonging to a certain Billiam "No glass left in his greenhouse, only rocks" Breen was his own work, but he declined to comment. Bless, Richard Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Oct 2000 11:01:23 -0400 From: Wesley Mason Subject: Requesting More Music... Anyone willing to help add to the archive of music for the Shoutcast I am running please contact me. If you check out the website at http://www.munn.com/~wesmason/shoutcast/ you will see the current playlist I am running. I am only accepting live show recordings. I will not put up any studio recording without proir concent from the band. Also as an added diversion, if there are any other bands anyone would like to see shows for, please tell me... or if you have live shows for them, send them ;). I have an ftp site ready if anyone want to send me stuff that way. The speed is pretty good depending on your location and connection. I get 100+kps uploads. So if you want to make use of that for me, then please contact me and I'll give you the address. Thanks. As for anyone else, if you listen to the shoutcast regularly, please drop me a line. I'd like to know I'm actually doing a service people like. If you don't listen, then feel free to check us out. Either browse over to http://www.munn.com/~wesmason/shoutcast/ or just point your Winamp over to http://www.munn.com/~wesmason/shoutcast/FruHeadRadio.pls. Looking forward to seeing you! - --Wes ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Oct 2000 16:15:53 -0500 (CDT) From: Lynne Subject: Re: The Item On EBay Wow.. thre really isn't much to talk about since the guys have taken a break... so sad... ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Oct 2000 17:13:13 -0500 From: Chad Maloney Subject: Re: moral outrage richardbutterworth@my-deja.com wrote: > In related news, Prof deVille was asked whether the beard belonging to a > certain Billiam "No glass left in his greenhouse, only rocks" Breen was > his own work, but he declined to comment. When asked about the whole mess, President Clinton mumbled a bit incoherently for some reason. Here's a still clip with caption: http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-clintontie.cgi?color=teal&style=dots - Chad ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Oct 2000 20:06:16 -0400 From: Lori Martin Subject: Re: The Item on Ebay Linds said: > AJ - a fan of Luella Benn? Well honey (smirk), join me in forming the > Luella Fan Club. We are collectively known as Sjofnheads. It is a > prestigious group - and you have a fashion requirement - be sassy. > Yay lulu! Yay indeed! - -- Lori Glitter Fairy/Tattooing Fru/High Priestess, Murray's Sect ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ baffled by bullshit ... ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V4 #417 ********************************************