From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V4 #382 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Thursday, September 14 2000 Volume 04 : Number 382 Today's Subjects: ----------------- crap [presam0@wfu.NOSPAM.edu (Adam 'Plastic Cup' Prestin)] Publishing Company for Sale! [PublishingCompany@expresstock.com.cy] re: =?ISO-8859-1?B?UmU6IFJlOiBSZTogUmU6IFJlOiBTdHJhbmdlIEZy/CBjb25uZWN0 [] Re: hiatus.... [Chad Maloney ] re: I just refuse to paste in that nonsensical code, and I forget what the thread was called [Lori Martin ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 11 Sep 2000 02:52:31 GMT From: presam0@wfu.NOSPAM.edu (Adam 'Plastic Cup' Prestin) Subject: crap So I sign up to try out to be a vocal percussionist for the collegiate a cappella group.. well, the only all-male contempo group... Something I've been practicing on and off for the past year and a half. Nothing serious, but I've been complimented on it, and it really comes across well miced. The tryouts are saturday, and I tell them that I'm gonna be out of town for the week playing at a frisbee tournament. They're telling me it'll be okay and they'll find a time slot for me.. I come back to find no reply in my mailbox about when to make up the spot, so I email them back to find out what's up. I'm informed that the spot is already filled. 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Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2000 09:59:33 -0500 From: Chad Maloney Subject: Re: hiatus.... Mind Unit wrote: > > I personally believe that a long break or a permanent break-up was prophesied > in the lyrics to "Half as Much." > > "In a year or two, we'll see this distance and this heartache through." I would go out on a limb and say that at any given point where you are doing something that is difficult for you, but also important for you, that given a year or two, you truly feel you will have devised some way to accomplish the same thing without the difficulty. - Chad ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2000 20:59:23 -0400 From: Lori Martin Subject: re: I just refuse to paste in that nonsensical code, and I forget what the thread was called Spake Mark: > I'm the common sense police if anything... And you think we need that around here? Silly man. ;) - -- Lori Glitter Fairy/Tattooing Fru/Founding Member, Murray's Sect ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ellen, i'm STILL not quoting GWS ... ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2000 21:01:34 -0400 From: Lori Martin Subject: re: Whatever the hippie angstfest was called before some browser messed it up TheSnarkiest wrote: > Carrie, hon, what thread were you reading? Not the same one I was. 'Manda, hon, since when did ya move ta Bawlmer? It's contagious I guess ... > Methinks this is yet another case of having the aim but not the range, > to coin a phrase. And I'm pissed that I'm not getting younger, too. > Anyway, I wonder why it is that everybody on the "*yawn* this is so > boring" side of this thread is somebody I know, and everybody on > the "I'm right 'cause I said so!" side is somebody I've never even > heard of. Because, um, you go to the infrequent shows where Jian exploits us and labels us and makes us laugh, and Carrie goes to all the other shows? (And no, I don't want to start up the I've-been-to-N-shows-so-I'm-a-bigger-Fruhead flame war again either.) - -- Lori Glitter Fairy/Tattooing Fru/Founding Member, Murray's Sect (a/k/a ms. equal-scouting-lady. ellen, I haven't been called a lady in the longest time ... ) - -- Lori Glitter Fairy/Tattooing Fru ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://members.aol.com/srm9988n/index.html Moxy Früvous House Party pictures/reviews! http://members.aol.com/faeriefru/houseparty.html ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2000 22:40:00 -0400 From: chad schrock Subject: Re: Strange =?iso-8859-1?Q?Fr=FC?= connect Ellen A Handbasket wrote: > SnarkiFru wrote: > > we now return you to your regularly scheduled tiff, already > > in progress. > someone has TIFFs of angie? ooooh. share, please. Oh, for the love of Johan Paulik, can we *please* get off the damn porn! methinks that I'm going to need to bring *far* more than doritos to the party in hell to get out of this one... :) - -- chad at radix dot net usenet: share what you know, flame what you don't. ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V4 #382 ********************************************