From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V4 #163 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Monday, March 27 2000 Volume 04 : Number 163 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: Bargainville Single ( MBLABOA) ["Novac" ] Helloooooooooo, everyone! ["Kathleen Cain" ] Re: Bargainville Single ( MBLABOA) [saphiracat83@aol.com (SaphiraCat83)] Re: That newfangled 'c' album [bbwminors@aol.com (BBWMinors)] Search Engine Secrets Discovered [Search-Magic@mx.connectfree.co.uk] RE: Helloooooooooo, everyone! [corbe001 ] Re: Helloooooooooo, everyone! ["Zainab" ] RE: That newfangled "c" album [shellyus@aol.comnojunk (Shelly S)] Re: OT: Dr. Demento playlist for this week ["Carey Farrell" ] Re: fhdc [maggiemd@my-deja.com] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2000 00:11:46 -0500 From: "Novac" Subject: Re: Bargainville Single ( MBLABOA) Mike Brings Laughs And misBehaves [for] Our Affection - --Novac wrote in message news:27.35d7655.260e84e4@aol.com... > what is MBLABOA? i'm lost and confused > love > Erica ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2000 01:23:03 -0600 From: "Kathleen Cain" Subject: Helloooooooooo, everyone! Howdy, I'm back. (not that anyone noticed I was gone!) I'm now officially in Memphis and I am finding everyone here very nice. The worst part is Moxy doesn't play here! I attempted to go to the Madison show on the move down, but things were so hideous getting things in storage and moved, that we didn't get there until 11:30! Just another bummer of a move from hell! The best part of the move is that my new days off are Wed. thru Fri.! This means that, not only do I have 3 days off, but it gives me more time to travel to see the lads. I plan to fly to many of the east coast shows (yahoo for flight benies!). I don't have to work until 11:30am on Saturday, so Friday night shows are possible as well. What's this about the "C" album? When is it coming out? Kathleen ------------------------------ Date: 25 Mar 2000 22:31:20 GMT From: saphiracat83@aol.com (SaphiraCat83) Subject: Re: Bargainville Single ( MBLABOA) >what is MBLABOA? i'm lost and confused It's the initials of "My Baby Loves A Bunch Of Authors", a song off Bargainville. - -Saph *~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~* "I have just drawn my weapon and killed a Coke machine, sir." -Claudell Weems "The Tommyknockers" Here comes the plug! http://www.geocities.com/saphiracat *~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~* ------------------------------ Date: 26 Mar 2000 11:48:18 GMT From: bbwminors@aol.com (BBWMinors) Subject: Re: That newfangled 'c' album I'm hoping it wasn't snarkiness directed at me but rather amusing witticisms directed at everyone having an opinion about what SHOULD be on CD (of course it's also early morning pre-caffeine so I'm probably feeling extra-sensitive). 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Kimberly >===== Original Message From "Kathleen Cain" ===== >Howdy, I'm back. (not that anyone noticed I was gone!) I'm now officially >in Memphis and I am finding everyone here very nice. "Disco sucks and so does war, the meek shall inherit the earth no more" --The Rheostatics ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2000 11:37:19 -0600 From: "Zainab" Subject: Re: Helloooooooooo, everyone! Hello to all from this Nashville Frühead! Zainab corbe001 wrote in message news:200003261644.KAA23485@bama.ua.edu... > Someone else in the south! We've got Alabama, and Tennessee covered. I know > there are also some Florida people out there... We need to start a > coalition... If there are any other lurking southerners...COME OUT! :-) I > have no idea why I'm this enthusiastic on a Sunday morning... 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Shelly S "I think that Barry Dove is NOT a good date band. A) he has NO LYRICS!!!...." - -me, last night*****Carey understands!!!! (: ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2000 20:53:21 GMT From: "Carey Farrell" Subject: Re: OT: Dr. Demento playlist for this week Chrissie wrote: >#1 Bulbous Bouffant - Radio Free Vestibule Yay! I loooooved this song, back when the radio station in my hometown actually played Dr. Demento. I believe I requested that it be played at my senior prom. Not that I was going to prom, of course; I just enjoyed thinking of all the preppy girls standing around at a complete loss while the sound system blared 3 guys chanting, "Bulbous bouffant, blubber, macadamia, blubber, gazebo . . ." 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There's a better chance of "Believe" being on 'c'.... ;) - -Adam ------------------------------ Date: 27 Mar 2000 01:08:08 GMT From: shellyus@aol.comnojunk (Shelly S) Subject: RE: That newfangled "c" album On 3/26/00 6:03:49 PM E S T ctyner@my-deja.com (Adam Tyner) wrote: There's a better chance of "Believe" being on 'c'.... ;) Adam- I agree with you, but a girl CAN hope, can't she????? Shelly S "I DON'T think Barry Dove is a good date band. A) He has NO LYRICS." (Although, did you see that couple sitting on OUR side during that last number? (: Me-in the Land of 1,000 INVISIBLE nuns ------------------------------ Date: 27 Mar 2000 01:36:58 GMT From: bbwminors@aol.com (BBWMinors) Subject: RE: That newfangled "c" album I'm pretty sure that you will never see "Green Eggs and Ham" on any official release because they got a cease and desist order from Dr. Seuss; estate, right? Which, unless I'm mistaken, is why the Indie tape is such a hot commodity. Lisa ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2000 20:48:24 -0500 From: Lori Martin Subject: Re: fhdc Shelly said, and others also asked: > If anyone knows how we can send Josh $$, please post it and we'll help!! I'm just glad fhdc's back. I can't, won't, refuse to post Josh's address -- but if you go to fhdc now, and look under "donations", and email the webmaster himself to ask him for his address, I'll bet he'll get back to you now that he can. - -- Lori, who *still* thinks she broke fhdc. :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://www.fruhead.com/users/Lori/index.html (which site has not been re-uploaded yet, but ... mirror site at http://members.aol.com/srm9988n/index.html (same page names, alterna-host with annoying banners when fhdc's down.) coming soon: new (yet old) Frü-pix! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2000 02:32:29 GMT From: maggiemd@my-deja.com Subject: Re: fhdc > -- Lori, who *still* thinks she broke fhdc. :) if it makes you feel any better Lori, i am the lone frühead at which the "problems logging in" snippet on the main page is directed. FHDC apparently didn't want me back and refused to let me log in, no matter how many times i entered my name and pw. :( but JoshyWoshy fixed it and now i can log in! YAAAAAY! while i'm at it, let's all have a big round of applause for JoshyWoshy (and for Sara who hasta put up with him ;)) ::clapclapclapclapclap:: ~Maggie~ - -- "that is one *sexy* hydrangea" ~ Gabrielle Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy. ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V4 #163 ********************************************