From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V3 #514 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Tuesday, June 22 1999 Volume 03 : Number 514 Today's Subjects: ----------------- re: itinerary [CheesemonkeyGem ] Re: itinerary [tmbgirl@juno.com] Ocean City ["Madd Hatter" ] Increase Hits To Your Web Site [purfectsub@asiancityweb.com] Re: A House Not A Home [Josh Woodward ] Re: itinerary [Gruneberg Veronica J <6vjg@qlink.queensu.ca>] Re: itinerary [Bridget ] Re: Delurking... [Chad Maloney ] Re: Baltimore... [Autumn Patterson ] Re: FruLibs [trace@frumail.org (Trace)] Re: Baltimore... [trace@frumail.org (Trace)] Ricky vs. Jian (was:Criticism: bad lyrics) [Lynne ] thought you'd get a kick... [Bridget ] Re: Delurking... [Ellen Ellen Watermelon ] Re: thought you'd get a kick... [kelkelsl@aol.com (KelKelSL)] Re: FruLibs [Jacey7@aol.com] Re: thought you'd get a kick... [srm9988n@aol.composter (Lori Martin)] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 22 Jun 1999 04:32:12 GMT From: CheesemonkeyGem Subject: re: itinerary >oh boy oh boy oh boy. now if i can persuade lori to >allow me to tang along to ft. erie with >her, i'll have 21 stamps by the end of the summer (and >that's *not* counting the philly shows that we all >know are coming :). man, you people never cease to amaze me. Here i am sitting on MY BIG THREE STAMPS and you guys are fru-milling high. (although with any luck i will be attending the 7/3 and 7/11 and 8/30 shows!!!) - -jen the 3 stamp cheesemonkey === Before you get in a fight with a person, walk 500 hundred miles in his shoes. That way you're 500 hundred miles ahead of him and you've got his shoes. _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 22 Jun 1999 06:06:28 GMT From: tmbgirl@juno.com Subject: Re: itinerary >man, you people never cease to amaze me. Here i am >sitting on MY BIG THREE STAMPS but then there's me... after those first three colorado shows back in november, my buds and i got the high quality frü-key chains. Well worth it too :) i'm just now slowly building up my second frumiles card :D on the same note. i'm moving to NYC (fer school... technically i'm still part of the colorado frucrew, right?) in just under a month so i'm hoping that i'll be able to catch a few more shows. I'm looking at the SoNo arts festival on august 7th... has anyone been to it before? want to tell me what it's like? i know it's early but is anyone planning on going that may be able to sweep through (ha) NYC and pick me up? I'm tyring to convince my buds in upstate jersey to go with me so we'll see. take it easy, JOrdaN http://www2.netcom.com/~arnot/joda/bootlegs.html On Tue, 22 Jun 1999 04:32:12 GMT CheesemonkeyGem writes: > >>oh boy oh boy oh boy. now if i can persuade lori to >>allow me to tang along to ft. erie with >>her, i'll have 21 stamps by the end of the summer >(and >that's *not* counting the philly shows that we >all >know are coming :). > >man, you people never cease to amaze me. Here i am >sitting on MY BIG THREE STAMPS and you guys are >fru-milling high. (although with any luck i will be >attending the 7/3 and 7/11 and 8/30 shows!!!) > >-jen the 3 stamp cheesemonkey >=== >Before you get in a fight with a person, walk 500 hundred miles >in his shoes. That way you're 500 hundred miles ahead of him >and you've got his shoes. >_________________________________________________________ >Do You Yahoo!? >Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com > ___________________________________________________________________ Get the Internet just the way you want it. Free software, free e-mail, and free Internet access for a month! Try Juno Web: http://dl.www.juno.com/dynoget/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 22 Jun 1999 06:04:33 GMT From: "Madd Hatter" Subject: Ocean City I've got seats 19-23 in row E...Wow...I think I'm a friend...although I'm not sure...does asking Jian how his sushi is count? :-) - -- - ---------------- I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. - J. Edgar Hoover Jerry S. 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Plus, I searched high and low on the net for traces of these lyrics, and didn't find anything. It's either something incredibly obscure or a really unconventional (but cool!) Dave song! - ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Josh Woodward, CheEsy Fru. joshw@fruhead.com Web Site and Tape List: http://www.fruhead.com/joshw/ ------------------------------ Date: 22 Jun 1999 13:25:47 GMT From: Gruneberg Veronica J <6vjg@qlink.queensu.ca> Subject: Re: itinerary Woohoo! Toronto! And at Harbourfront, too! That's almost in sight of my office! (And it would be, too, if there weren't all those pesky buildings in the way... what do they think this is, anyway?) Too bad I was thinking about moving back to school that day... I guess I'm moving on the 27th instead. Hey, maybe little Sharkey can come... he'll be a whopping 6 months old by then (goodness, time flies!) As for Bala... well, Jen, it's far, far away (that's my Toronto-centric attitude, and I'm sticking to it ;). It's north of the 400 (!), sort of between Penetangueshine and Parry Sound. It's very close to my very favourite town in the *entire* world - Go Home, Ontario. I found that on the map one day while travelling, and one day I *will* go there. If only it were near Welcome, Ontario. (Think of the sign at the edge of town... Welcome to Go Home). Don't belive me? Do a search on MapQuest for Bala, then take it to level 6 (2 levels below region). I'd post it, but my e-mail clint hates me. :) Veronica (whee! Harbourfront!) - -- *************************************************************************** "Never look at the trombones, | Veronica Gruneberg it only encourages them." | Dept. of Biology - Richard Strauss | Queen's University | Kingston, Ontario | ICQ#: 38114574 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 22 Jun 1999 13:48:37 GMT From: Bridget Subject: Re: itinerary - --- tmbgirl@juno.com wrote: > on the same note. i'm moving to NYC (fer > school... technically i'm still > part of the colorado frucrew, right?) oh, jordan, it wouldn't be the same without you!!! === over 'n' out xoxoxo bridget "Dave's banjo, Mike's artwork, and Murray's a great guy!!" ~Jian, 6/16/99 _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 22 Jun 1999 08:59:19 -0500 From: Chad Maloney Subject: Re: Delurking... Wyvern's pants wrote: [snip] Glad you got to check out the Fruvous show at Clearwater and also glad you enjoyed it, but most glad that you are going to Falconridge where so many great bands are coming to this year! Yay! > -- > Leareth: > AGFF Demented Yaoi Freak [...] You can have 2 ChadMiles too if you want. > Poetry: > Spank me good and spank me hard, > Palmer likes his tea with lard! Has anyone recently heard from Zard? - Chad ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 22 Jun 1999 11:19:34 -0400 From: Autumn Patterson Subject: Re: Baltimore... I'll see ya there (c= Here's a hint: Don't stand in the first two or three rows; you'll be blinded by the amber-colored stage lights. Also, be nice to the man sweeping the street. His name is Darnell and he can get you in when you've forgot your ID. Which proves what you said about the staff at The Vault being pretty cool, however, the club itself isn't the greatest for concerts. Oh well. Guess I'll return to lurking now. Autumn Patterson Goddess of the Lick and Editor of Precious Meat http://www.gl.umbc.edu/~apatte2 "Everything's coming up Elvis." - Liz Phair ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 22 Jun 1999 15:26:14 GMT From: trace@frumail.org (Trace) Subject: Re: FruLibs On 22 Jun 1999 03:50:46 GMT, luckydabed@aol.com.la.deda (Maria) wrote: >saying it (oh yeah, that makes sense) "intellectual thoughts." Wait, one more >question, on the last thing I said with the quotes, does the period come before >or after the quote? Okay, enough of this post. Punctuation goes inside the quotation marks unless there is a citation after the quote, in which case the punctuation goes after the citation. So, you were absolutely correct to say "intellectual thoughs." :) - -- Trace trace@frumail.org AMM-F: You must be this insane to ride ----- - -Veronica J Gruneberg ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 22 Jun 1999 15:30:13 GMT From: trace@frumail.org (Trace) Subject: Re: Baltimore... On Tue, 22 Jun 1999 11:19:34 -0400, Autumn Patterson wrote: >I'll see ya there (c= I'll be there too :) > Also, be nice to the man >sweeping the street. His name is Darnell and he can get you in when >you've forgot your ID. I can vouch for Darnell. I believe he worked the last Frushow at the Vault, and was one of the nicest bouncers I've met. - -- Trace trace@frumail.org AMM-F: You must be this insane to ride ----- - -Veronica J Gruneberg ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 22 Jun 1999 16:37:08 GMT From: Lynne Subject: Ricky vs. Jian (was:Criticism: bad lyrics) Oh... but Jian is a much better dancer!!! - -lynne :) >Vika Zafrin wrote: > Have you listened to Ricky Martin's other stuff and/or seen > interviews with him? He actually reminds me of Jian a lot, ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 22 Jun 1999 16:59:17 GMT From: Bridget Subject: thought you'd get a kick... ok... so i'm probably showing my age, but this is hilarious! hope SOMEONE out there can relate... YOU'RE LOST BETWEEN "BABY BOOMER" AND "GENERATION X" IF... 1. You remember when Jordache jeans with a flat-handle comb in the back pocket was cool. 2. Any photograph of you shows you wearing an Izod shirt with the collar turned up. 3.You know any "Weird Al" Yankovic songs by heart. 4.You've ever rung someone's doorbell and said "Landshark!" 5.You were once bowled over by the technological excellence of such products as Atari, IntelliVision, TelStar and Coleco. 6.You remember the premier of MTV-or worse yet, you remember its predecessor, "Friday Night Videos." 7.You and your friends ever discussed having a reunion at the end of the century and playing Prince's "1999" until you passed out partying. 8. A predominant color in your childhood photos is plaid. 9. You remember when music that was labeled "alternative" really was alternative, and when "alternative comedy" was really funny. 10. You took family trips BEFORE the invention of the minivan. 11. (Related to No. 10) You rode in the back of the station wagon facing the cars behind you. 12. You've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phrases: "You know, back when...," "When I was your age...," or "When I was younger..." 13. Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you learned things like grammar, math and history. (A big hint here is if the only way you can recite the Preamble to the Constitution is by singing it.) 14. You ever dressed to look like someone in a Madonna, Cyndi Lauper or Duran Duran video. 15. You remember your first kiss with someone having happened while either "Leather and Lace" or "Crazy for You" was playing. 16. You remember with pain the day the Green Machine hit the streets (or the sidewalks), instantly making your Big Wheel obsolete. 17. The age-old question "Where's the beef?" still makes you laugh. 18. You remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly have more advanced special effects than "TRON." 19. You had a crush on Ted the photographer on "Love Boat," Gage from "Emergency," or Ponch from "CHIPS." 20. Your hair at some point in time in the '80s could only be described by saying "I was experimenting." 21. You've ever shopped at Benetton. 22. You're starting to believe that having the kids in school year-round wouldn't be such a bad idea after all. 23. You're currently employed doing something that has absolutely nothing to do with your college major. 24. U2 is too popular and mainstream for you now. 25. You remember trying to guess which episode of "The Brady Bunch" it was by the first scene. 26. You had a front-row seat (i.e., blew off one or more classes) for Luke and Laura's wedding on "GH." 27. Your parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided it was pointless since Quincy got all the babes anyway. 28. You know who shot J.R. 29. You recall when Love's Baby Soft was in every girl's Christmas stocking. 30. This rings a bell: "My name is Charlie, and they work for me." 31. You were unsure if Diet Coke would ever catch on. (Related item: you were sure that "New Coke" would NEVER catch on.) 32. You know all the words to the double-album set of the "Grease" soundtrack. 33. You've ever had a Dorothy Hamill haircut. 34. You sat with your friends on any given Friday night circa 1982 and dialed 867-5309 to see if Jenny was actually there. 35. "All skate, change directions" means something to you. 36. You've ever owned a pair of rainbow suspenders like the ones Mork used to wear. 37. You bought a pair of Vans and wanted to order a pizza in history class so you could be just like Jeff Spicoli. Related item: if you've ever smacked yourself in the head with a shoe and exclaimed, "I'm so wasted!" 38. You owned a Preppy Handbook. 39. You were too young to see "Blue Lagoon," so you just had to settle for the secondhand reports. 40. You remember when movies were only PG and R. 41. You learned to swim at about the same time "Jaws" came out....and still carry the emotional scars to prove it. 42. You remember when your cable TV box had a sliding selector switch... and your "cable remote" was connected to the TV by CORD! 43. Your jaw would ache by the time you finished one of those brick-sized packages of Bazooka. 44. You remember Bo and Luke Duke, Daisy, Boss Hogg, or-worst of all-what Sheriff Roscoe's full name was. 45. Your parents paid $2,000 for a top-loading VCR that was almost the size of a coffee table. 47. You remember having a rotary phone. 48. You actually believed that Mikey, famed kid on the Life cereal commercials, died after eating Pop Rocks and drinking a Coke. 49. "Members Only" jackets...say no more 50. And lastly, I'll make a song stick in your head for the rest of the day: ...you actually remember the words to the theme song of "The Greatest American Hero." ("BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M WALKIN' ON AIR...I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL SO FREE-EE-EE...") === over 'n' out xoxoxo bridget "Dave's banjo, Mike's artwork, and Murray's a great guy!!" ~Jian, 6/16/99 _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 22 Jun 1999 16:44:32 GMT From: Ellen Ellen Watermelon Subject: Re: Delurking... In article <376F96B7.4BDD0596@fruhead.com>, Chad Maloney wrote: > > Poetry: > > Spank me good and spank me hard, > > Palmer likes his tea with lard! > > Has anyone recently heard from Zard? > > - Chad hee hee. does anyone else here think that Chad *rocks*? ;) peace, ellen (blatant solicitation, i know; i'm lonely) - -- *************************************************** If only I'd thought of the right words... Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Share what you know. Learn what you don't. ------------------------------ Date: 22 Jun 1999 17:47:29 GMT From: kelkelsl@aol.com (KelKelSL) Subject: Re: thought you'd get a kick... I laughed my way through this list! I must be getting old! >. You ever dressed to look like someone in a >Madonna, Cyndi Lauper or Duran Duran video. When I was in 10th grade my school had a talent show and a couple of friends and I entered singing "You're never fully dressed without a smile" from Annie but in the guise of Cyndi Lauper, Pat Benatar, and Madonnna (I was Madonna). >This rings a bell: "My name is Charlie, and >they work for me." I seriously wanted to be Jacquelyn Smith when i was in 5th grade!>You know all the words to the double-album >set of the "Grease" soundtrack. I know every word despite the fact that it was rated PG and my parents wouldn't let me see it because I was only 11! >All skate, change directions" means >something to you. > Every Friday night wearing the Jordache jeans with the flat comb sticking out of the back pocket with a roach clip in your hair (not even knowing what it is really for). >You learned to swim at about the same time >"Jaws" came out....and still carry the emotional >scars to prove it. And still can't watch it. >You remember Bo and Luke Duke, Daisy, Boss >Hogg, or-worst of all-what Sheriff Roscoe's full >name was. Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrain! You've made me really feel old today! Kelly SL ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 22 Jun 1999 18:16:57 GMT From: Jacey7@aol.com Subject: Re: FruLibs ooh-- these are fun ;-) I've only done 2, but so far this is my favorite: I'll hold the dancing of my heart I'll hold my avocado if you will tell me to I'll hold the hope that we won't part I'll hold off death so I can spin with you Something nonsensically poetic about it ;-) ~jen (who realizes that nonsensical poetry *was* kind of the point...) - -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody likes you when you're 23." --Blink 182 "Do you know that you are very strong?"-- Grover "Measure your life in love."-- Rent Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Share what you know. Learn what you don't. ------------------------------ Date: 22 Jun 1999 18:12:27 GMT From: srm9988n@aol.composter (Lori Martin) Subject: Re: thought you'd get a kick... AAAUGH!!! Bridget gave us: >"BABY BOOMER" AND "GENERATION >X" IF... >2. Any photograph of you shows you wearing an >Izod shirt with the collar turned up. >3.You know any "Weird Al" Yankovic songs by >heart. >5.You were once bowled over by the technological >excellence of such products as Atari, >IntelliVision, TelStar and Coleco. Space Invaders!!! Pac-Man!! >>6.You remember the premier of MTV I remember being SOOO jealous because we didn't have cable ... >8. A predominant color in your childhood photos >is plaid. umm ... flower power prints >10. You took family trips BEFORE the invention of >the minivan. >11. (Related to No. 10) You rode in the back of >the station wagon facing the cars behind you. nailed! Pretending all the while to talk to truckers on a CB radio (so wayyy cool it had its own novelty song .... gads) >23. You're currently employed doing something >that has absolutely nothing to do with your >college major. *snort* >29. You recall when Love's Baby Soft was in every >girl's Christmas stocking. oh dear lord ... >33. You've ever had a Dorothy Hamill haircut. aack! >34. You sat with your friends on any given Friday >night circa 1982 and dialed 867-5309 to see if >Jenny was actually there. one of my friends had the last four digits on her private line. She got soooo many pranksters calling ... > >35. "All skate, change directions" means >something to you. > >36. You've ever owned a pair of rainbow >suspenders like the ones Mork used to wear. >47. You remember having a rotary phone. Do I get a bonus for still HAVING a rotary phone?! >49. "Members Only" jackets...say no more Bridget, you're a dangerous chicklet. - -- Lori, not sure whether to feel old or young ******************************* Lori's Strange and Wonderful World: http://members.aol.com/srm9988n/index.html Früvous/amm-f factoids galore (courtesy of Colleen Campbell): http://www.fruvous.com/news/faq.html ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V3 #514 ********************************************