From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V3 #368 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Friday, April 30 1999 Volume 03 : Number 368 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Where's Trace??????????? [bbwminors@aol.com (BBWMinors)] Re: Where's Trace??????????? [srm9988n@aol.com.LoriM (Srm9988n)] Re: Where's Trace? [katrin@dimensional.com (Katrin)] Re: the all the hockey smack goin' on [FruKid ] Re: Frvous on NPR [ndk107@psu.edu (Nate Kushner)] Re: Styleen's Review --LONG (Kinda) [dgodwin01@aol.com (DGodwin01)] Re: Where's Trace? [bbwminors@aol.com (BBWMinors)] Re: the all the hockey smack goin' on [FruKid ] **NPR - ATC**TODAY** [Judith Coombe ] Re: Want moxy videos? (long) [jessika@ecn.ab.ca ()] Re: Jess Klein [Mindy J Munson ] Re: Portland, June 2 [petit_chou@juno.com] Re: OT: BFF new album..HOLY CRAP! [Cheesemaker Gem ] Re: OT: Hockey Playoffs (Leafs vs Flyers) ["Jill Hufnagel" ] Re: Styleen's Review --LONG (Kinda) [nixieh@aol.com (NixieH)] Re: Frvous on NPR ["Zainab" ] Re: **NPR - ATC**TODAY** [jkpolk@ntplx.net (Andrea Krause)] Re: **NPR - ATC**TODAY** [jkpolk@ntplx.net (Andrea Krause)] Re: Styleen's Review --LONG (Kinda) [dedesfru1@aol.com (DeDes Fru1)] (Let's go Devils..give all the Penguins Chocolate Eclairs!) [sittin'onthe] Re: Want moxy videos? (long) [Fiona ] Re: **NPR - ATC**TODAY** [Mindy J Munson ] Maxwell's [Mike Bobbick ] Re: Jess Klein [Nate DeRose ] FYI [mell@uptomail.com] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 30 Apr 1999 16:07:03 GMT From: bbwminors@aol.com (BBWMinors) Subject: Where's Trace??????????? Just out of sheer curiosity ... with all this talk of hockey and hockey jerseys, and having just come back from Philly where I wore my Fruvous hockey jersey to the Phillies-Reds game ... I haven't seen/read anything from Trace on here for awhle and just wondered if anyone knew what was up with that? The concerned mommy in me comes out at the strangest times. QL ------------------------------ Date: 30 Apr 1999 16:22:54 GMT From: srm9988n@aol.com.LoriM (Srm9988n) Subject: Re: Where's Trace??????????? a concerned Queen Mom Lisa said: . I haven't seen/read anything from Trace >on >here for awhle and just wondered if anyone knew what was up with that? > >The concerned mommy in me comes out at the strangest times. Yes, she's been awol, pursuing Worms across Florida, but she's back now and hopefully will start posting soon. And she tells me she'll see me at Hoboken. :) - -- Lori, who also likes to keep track of all the kiddies. :) > ******************************* Visit Lori's strange and wonderful world! http://members.aol.com/srm9988n/index.html ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 10:39:47 -0600 From: katrin@dimensional.com (Katrin) Subject: Re: Where's Trace? In article <19990430122254.16539.00000487@ng-ci1.aol.com>, srm9988n@aol.com.LoriM says... > Yes, she's been awol, pursuing Worms across Florida, but she's back now and > hopefully will start posting soon. And she tells me she'll see me at Hoboken. Oh good, not only is she back, but her reason for being away was something *fun*! I know quite a few people were showing concern over her absence. k@ good news is a nice change ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 16:48:23 GMT From: FruKid Subject: Re: the all the hockey smack goin' on Matt-e-o wrote: > I thought the Hurricanes played in Raleigh, but I'm probably confused. > Matt, the usually confused Well yeah, they do. But I don't think that the Hurricanes are a particularly important team. 'Sides, sitting back and laughing *is* more fun. Lots more fun. FruKid, Who Has Decided She's Rooting For The _____ (fill in team here) - -- "Trombone, trombone, trombone. Let us ponder yonder trombone." "Everything sounds better with an accordian -(Dave) and everything tastes better with cheese -(me)" - -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 17:00:52 GMT From: ndk107@psu.edu (Nate Kushner) Subject: Re: Frvous on NPR In article <3729a2da.1064591@news3.ibm.net>, vika@ibm.net wrote: >"Zainab" delighted us with: > >>Oh, I'm sure it's legit. Jude just said that she >>would post again when she was sure, and >>since she hasn't posted again, I was looking >>for more certainty, since I'm taking a final >>during the airing of Friday's show. > >I called NPR yesterday. The [very helpful and wonderfully nice] lady >[who knew who Fruvous were right away] said that since this isn't an >interview but rather a "commentary" that they "submitted" (whatever >that means), and since it does not concern any of the current hot news >topics in particular, "those decisions are made on a daily basis" and >there really isn't a way to know in advance. Comforting, huh? :) > >The nice lady also said, though, that there's no chance that it'll air >on the Weekend Edition of ATC. Only Monday through Friday. That >narrows it down a bit. > >-v, who wonders if she'll be able to still catch NPR at 4-6, when on >her way to Utica > > >Vika Zafrin, vika at ibm dot net >"i'm not a mess. i'm a natural disaster." -norg You know that www.npr.org has Realaudio archives of ATC from 1995 on, right? That's where I get my npr, since I'm usually in class while it's on. ------------------------------ Date: 30 Apr 1999 17:06:41 GMT From: dgodwin01@aol.com (DGodwin01) Subject: Re: Styleen's Review --LONG (Kinda) just a note. Michigan milita was replaced with Pyscho Killer. PK wasn't on the orignal setlist. Full review coming later, when I get my senses back. Daniel "signature currently under construction... Come back soon" ------------------------------ Date: 30 Apr 1999 17:02:50 GMT From: bbwminors@aol.com (BBWMinors) Subject: Re: Where's Trace? I am so happy to hear good news (and am assuming "Worms" are arrogant ones sted creepy-crawly ones) ... feeling much better now. By the way, while Fruhead-vanning it into Philly, channel surfed my way on WXPN and while I didn't hear Fruvous was mesmerized by song called "Famous Blue Raincoat" by, I think, Jennifer Warnes. So now I have two new CDs to track down (the other being aforementioned Rockapella one) ... Relieved QL ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 16:56:07 GMT From: FruKid Subject: Re: the all the hockey smack goin' on Who are the Flyers? Who are the Sabres? Who are the Leafs? And why can't the Leafs properly pluralize themselves? Isn't it 'leaves'? L-E-A-V-E-S. But whadda I know. FruKid Who Realizes That Proper Spelling Is Unnecessacary With Sports Teams - -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 13:15:28 -0500 From: Judith Coombe Subject: **NPR - ATC**TODAY** HELLO FOLKS! Just a note to say that the boys will be on NPR this afternoon (Friday!) at 4:50 and 6:50 E.S.T. approximately. Hope you can all tune in to your local NPR stations! Please let me know if you need more info! Jude ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Judith Coombe, Management Assistant Moxy Fruvous 416-368-5599 moxy@passport.ca www.fruvous.com TOUR DATES: Thurs April 29 Syracuse, NY Styleens Fri April 30 Utica, NY Rainforest Preserve Mon May 3 Boston, MA House of Blues Tues May 4 Boston, MA House of Blues Thur May 6 Albany, NY Northern Lights Fri May 7 Providence, RI Met Cafe Sat May 8 Hoboken, NJ Maxwell's *early show! doors 7:00 pm!* Sat May 22 New Holland, PA Spring Gulch Sat May 29 Sonora, CA Strawberry Festival Tues June 1 Seattle, WA Tractor Tavern Wed June 2 Portland, OR Aladdin Theatre Sat June 5 San Francisco, CA Fleadh Festival Tues June 8 Los Angeles, CA House of Blues *guest to G. Love & Special Sauce Thurs June 10 Boulder, CO The Fox Theatre Sat June 12 Chicago, IL Fleadh Festival Tues June 15 Ann Arbor, MI The Ark Wed June 16 Ann Arbor, MI The Ark Sat June 19 Boston, MA Fleadh Festival Sun June 20 Croton-on-Hudson, NY Clearwater Great River Re ------------------------------ Date: 30 Apr 99 17:15:01 GMT From: jessika@ecn.ab.ca () Subject: Re: Want moxy videos? (long) Srm9988n (srm9988n@aol.com.LoriM) wrote: : Welcome 'ka! Fiona snags another recruit, woo-hoo! : FDC and the absolutely imperative nature of always staying on topic, so : I'll dispense with that Funny... After reading here a few weeks, I was beginning to think if it refers to Fiona, it's *forbidden* to be on topic... : -- Lori, proving once again that she checks out everyone else's webpage : links. :) 'ka - wondering if she should have/had admitted to knowing fiona in her webpage.. :) - -- Http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/4762 Northern Harmony Canadian A Cappella Festival, 1999 in Edmonton * Try your hand at a cappella trivia - http://www.a-cappella.com * ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 19:15:22 GMT From: Mindy J Munson Subject: Re: Jess Klein >Two words: >Ani > >DiFranco > >:) mech! I wouldn't say that. I think Jess is good and all but her songs were a lot more melo (at least at DC) and I really wasn't getting into them. Maybe it was just the audience talking.. who knows? fruchild, *canoodle!* ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 19:39:10 GMT From: petit_chou@juno.com Subject: Re: Portland, June 2 Myrlin Hermes raced on in and asked: >Is anyone else going to be at the June 2nd Portland, OR show? If my teachers are gracious and my final schedule doesn't clash, I'll be there with bells on (not literally -- I'll leave percussion to Jian). I've got some converted friends who'll be heading down for sure, but I'm a lot more iffy. Such is the sad life of the college student. >Are there other fruheads in pdx? I know not PDX. I know only that there are a precious few Fruheads out here in the Northwest which is why we haven't received much Fru-lovin in the past. Luckily (and due to the benevolence of some kind-hearted FruLads we know), that is beginning to change. At this time, there are really only two of us out here in Washington (that're on the ng). It used to be three, but SOMEONE defected to Quebec... Congratulations on the book, by the way. Do we get to know what it's called? Heather "Seattle is my Playground, Bad Jokes are my Trade" Moore ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 20:26:37 GMT From: Cheesemaker Gem Subject: Re: OT: BFF new album..HOLY CRAP! - --- Hell Hotel wrote: > Sorry about this off topicness, but I just bought > the new Ben Folds Five > album 'Reinhold Messner'. All I can say is Holy > CRAP! I love it already, it > lacks alot of high energy songs that they're known > for earlier on but they > make up for that with Army, which i'm sure you've > all heard on the radio or > on TV. The song that really got me was track #3 > Mess, I think this song > sounds alot like Elliott Smith's Waltz#2. If I > remember right Ben was doing > the piano on Elliott's last tour...or something like > that. well just > thought i'd share this wit cha. i concur! i love the new album too! - -jen, whos pissed cause she had a trip to TO for the BFF concert all planned and then found out the show is 19+ (but we wont go there again!) === The World's Shortest Pessimistic Poem: Hope? Nope. - -Robert Zeal _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 21:01:19 GMT From: "Jill Hufnagel" Subject: Re: OT: Hockey Playoffs (Leafs vs Flyers) >oooh, i knew i forgot someone in my Definitive Playoff >Answers post! >What do sabres do? they bite!! >HEHEHEHEHEHE free entertainment! >-BWAHAHAHAHAHA jen Oooooh and I knew I should have read through all of these before responding...Bite? But what a mighty bite it is!!! **Jiel** _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 20:58:05 GMT From: "Jill Hufnagel" Subject: Re: The Smack-straight up. All the definitive playoff answers rite here >Ok all, listen up. What do leafs [sic] do? they dry up >and blow away. What do fliers do? obviously, fly away, >as do wings, whatever colour they may be--green, >brown, RED--what have you. What do devils do? burn in >hell of course. What do penguins do? they flop around >with their little penguin arms and make little penguin >noises. >But what do stars do? >They shine. >HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET PUMPED!!! Hey I've got to give it to you that was cute and clever, however...Stars eventually fade with the coming of day were Sabres just devour... *Jiel* _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 21:25:52 GMT From: "Jill Hufnagel" Subject: Re: Frvous on NPR about this whole NPR thing What exactly is it like a radio frequency or something. Does anyone know about it for Pittsburgher's? **Jiel** _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: 30 Apr 1999 21:19:43 GMT From: nixieh@aol.com (NixieH) Subject: Re: Styleen's Review --LONG (Kinda) Thanks for the review. I, for one, didn't enjoy the show........... WHAT???? you all say. ( Yep I heard you. Come on, you know you said it!) Nope I didn't enjoy the show because........I had a last minute problem come up and had to cancel my plans to go to the show. :-( And of course, I can't make tonight's show in Utica either and Clifton Park looks really iffy too! (Can I have a pitty party please?!) As I have said many time with BNL, could the band please check with me before scheduling shows? :-) Anyways, it sounds like I missed a really good one. Glad all of you who went had a good time-cuz I know you did if you were there! Nixie ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 16:36:35 -0500 From: "Zainab" Subject: Re: Frvous on NPR Hiya Jiel! NPR is the US's best radio network. It's kind of like PBS for the radio. It has great programs, news, and music. It's *awesome*!!! Go to: www.npr.org and check out your local options. You can also stream in past shows. All Things Considered is the daily NPR evening news show. Zainab Jill Hufnagel wrote in message <19990430211908.2498.qmail@hotmail.com>... >about this whole NPR thing What exactly is it like a radio frequency or >something. Does anyone know about it for Pittsburgher's? >**Jiel** ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 21:51:35 GMT From: jkpolk@ntplx.net (Andrea Krause) Subject: Re: **NPR - ATC**TODAY** > >That song was great! And there's no thrill quite like hearing the >harmonies of Früvous coming through the radio and knowing new people >were hearing them at that moment. :) (an experience I had not had >until today!) > And yeah, I know that post was a grammar nightmare. Bad me! :) Andrea - --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Moxy Früvous is a trust exercise." - Mike Ford 1/1/99 Pumpkins, Cookies, Tapes, and The Hampster Dance: http://www.ntplx.net/~jkpolk - ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 21:29:47 GMT From: jkpolk@ntplx.net (Andrea Krause) Subject: Re: **NPR - ATC**TODAY** On Fri, 30 Apr 1999 13:15:28 -0500, Judith Coombe wrote: >HELLO FOLKS! > >Just a note to say that the boys will be on NPR this afternoon (Friday!) >at 4:50 and 6:50 E.S.T. approximately. Hope you can all tune in to your >local NPR stations! > >Please let me know if you need more info! > >Jude That song was great! And there's no thrill quite like hearing the harmonies of Früvous coming through the radio and knowing new people were hearing them at that moment. :) (an experience I had not had until today!) Andrea - --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Moxy Früvous is a trust exercise." - Mike Ford 1/1/99 Pumpkins, Cookies, Tapes, and The Hampster Dance: http://www.ntplx.net/~jkpolk - ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: 30 Apr 1999 22:10:30 GMT From: dedesfru1@aol.com (DeDes Fru1) Subject: Re: Styleen's Review --LONG (Kinda) Hiya Paul, and fellow Fruheads, Just had to write. I needed to let the guys know that yea, the technical glitches are a nusiance for them-but as true Frufans, we are not put out. We are happy for ANYTHING they play! The show was FABULOUS!! One of the FINEST I've ever seen, and some thought it the BEST ever seen! New Fruheads were converted- so, Dear Moxy Fruvous, please mark the night as a VALIDATED SUCCESS!!! ~Heading out the door for Rainforest...Clarice "Heavens to Fruvous, PLEASE FEED US!"-(Our heads talking to Moxy)" ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 22:33:36 GMT From: sittin'onthecouch@home.com (The Toolman) Subject: (Let's go Devils..give all the Penguins Chocolate Eclairs!) They'll need SOMETHING to make them feel better.. See y'all in Hoboken..I'll be with the two Stunning Blondes (my Lovely Wife and Incorrigible 10 Year Old Daughter..woohoo!!) Regards, Tim (the Toolman!) "A Rare and Different Tune... In the Shadow of the Moon..."-Robert Hunter/Jerry Garcia ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 23:19:22 GMT From: Fiona Subject: Re: Want moxy videos? (long) >'ka wrote: > >>My inaugural post here.. Wonder if I should be doing this to myself? :) congratulations sweetie - a quote on your Very First post. Not a record but probably an answer to your question ;) Lori responded: >Welcome 'ka! Fiona snags another recruit, woo-hoo! Wait! Stop! HOLD IT! 'ka is so very not a recruit of mine. Her first show was years before mine. (And years before we met) She has a FruVest and everything. Very lovely person I'm glad to call my friend but not my responsibility I swear. Fiona War9 Vaq Research Girl: http://www.angelfire.com/ca2/jdvachon/ Quoting Frühead: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Lounge/3227/ Pretender-l Ratings Messenger: http://www.nbc.com/pretender I like being outed by Fruvous. They're so nonjudgmental. *snort* - Lori ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 01 May 1999 00:16:20 GMT From: Mindy J Munson Subject: Re: **NPR - ATC**TODAY** NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I came home after a long day of building hoovervilles and fell asleep! I missd it! waaa! fruchild, *canoodle!* ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 21:02:10 -0700 From: Mike Bobbick Subject: Maxwell's Hey guys. I was just wondering if anybody knows wether the May 8th show in hoboken was all ages or just 21+. Thanks a lot! Mike - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ mikeman4@ix.netcom.com Mikeman on Efnet http://kurly.net/~rhunter/ - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 21:09:19 -0400 From: Nate DeRose Subject: Re: Jess Klein Okay.... see, to set the record straight. The original poster asked: "I hear that Jess Klein will be opening at the clifton park show...anyone care to let me know what she sounds like? thanks " ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ My goal was to give an image, in as few words as possible, of what Jess's "sound" was. This is not to say that she *IS* ani, or anything. But I just think that Ani is the closest possible comparison..... to give the person an idea of what to expect. And to be honest, my first reaction was, "is this Ani DiFranco??" As ya'll have pointed out... Jess has a much different style of songwriting...... but you can't deny that she has a very similar sound. Cheers, nate Vika Zafrin wrote: > > Nate DeRose delighted us with: > > >Two words: > >Ani > > > >DiFranco > > Erm. *cough* I think I disagree. Jess, to me, comes off as just as > multifaceted, talented and golden-voiced as Ani, but I perceive their > styles as completely different. Jess' lyrics, to me, sound... I don't > know, less sharp? Ani has an intensity to her that can be heard both > in her "angry" songs and her "placid" songs (oooh, I really don't like > those qualifications, but I can't come up with anything better right > now). Jess is intense in a different, quieter, way, and some of her > songs don't have an Underlying Intensity, to me. They're meaningful > and beautiful, but not Ani-intense, you know? An example of that last > one would be the Cloud Song. > > ymmv, > > -v > > Vika Zafrin, vika at ibm dot net > "i'm not a mess. i'm a natural disaster." -norg ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 01 May 1999 01:32:09 GMT From: mell@uptomail.com Subject: FYI THE PROGRAM $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ INCREDIBLE $0 to $50,000 in 90 days!!! Dear Friend, You can earn $50,000 or more in next the 90 days sending e-mail. Seem impossible? Read on for details. "AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV" Thank you for your time and interest. This is the letter you've been reading about in the news lately. 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I was doing the same things that were previously successful for me, but it wasn't working. Finally, I figured it out. It wasn't me, it was the economy. Inflation and recession had replaced the stable economy that had been with us since 1945.I don't have to tell you what happened to the unemployment rate... because many of you know from first hand experience. There were more failures and bankruptcies than ever before. The middle class was vanishing. Those who knew what they were doing invested wisely and moved up. Those who did not, including those who never had anything to save or invest, were moving down into the ranks of the poor. As the saying goes, "THE RICH GET RICHER AND THE POOR GET POORER." The traditional methods of making money will never allow you to "move up" or "get rich", inflation will see to that. You have just received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest of your life, with "NO RISK" and "JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT." You can make more money in the next few months than you have ever imagined. I should also point out that I will not see a penny of this money, nor anyone else who has provided a testimonial for this program. I have already made over 4 MILLION DOLLARS!I have retired from the program after sending thousands and thousands of programs. Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any way . It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report to everyone you can think of. One of the people you send this to may send out 50,000...and your name will be on everyone of them! Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW! "THINK ABOUT IT" Before you delete this program from your mailbox, as I almost did, take a little time to read it and REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. Get a pencil and figure out what could happen when YOU participate. Figure out the worst possible response and no matter how you calculate it, you will still make a lot of money! You will definitely get back what you invested. Any doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come in. IT WORKS! Jody Jacobs, Richmond, VA HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLAR$ INSTRUCTIONS: This method of raising capital REALLY WORKS 100% EVERY TIME. I am sure that you could use up to $50,000 or more in the next 90 days. Before you say "BULL... ", please read this program carefully. This is not a chain letter, but a perfectly legal money making opportunity. Basically, this is what you do: As with all multi-level businesses, we build our business by recruiting new partners and selling our products. Every state in the USA allows you to recruit new multi-level business partners, and we offer a product for EVERY dollar sent. YOUR ORDERS COME BY MAIL AND ARE FILLED BY E-MAIL, so you are not involved in personal selling. You do it privately in your own home, store or office. This is the GREATEST Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing anywhere. This is what you MUST do: 1. Order all 4 reports shown on the list below (you can't sell them if youdon't order them). - -- For each report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, and YOUR NAME & RETURN ADDRESS (in case of a problem) to the person whose name appears on the list next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE IN CASE OF ANY MAIL PROBLEMS! - -- When you place your order, make sure you order each of the four reports. You will need all four reports so that you can save them on your computer and resell them. - -- Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the four reports. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from you. 2. IMPORTANT DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than is instructed below in steps "a" through "f" or you will lose out on the majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you'll also see how it doesn't work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested,and if you alter it, it will not work. a. Look below for the listing of available reports. b. After you've ordered the four reports, take this advertisement and remove the name and address under REPORT #4. This person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their $50,000! c. Move the name and address under REPORT #3 down to REPORT #4. d. Move the name and address under REPORT #2 down to REPORT #3. e. Move the name and address under REPORT #1 down to REPORT #2. f. Insert your name/address in the REPORT #1 position. Please make sure you COPY ALL INFORMATION, every name and address, ACCURATELY! 3. Take this entire letter, including the modified list of names, and save it to your computer. Make NO changes to the instruction portion of this letter. Your cost to participate in this is practically nothing (surely you can afford $20). You obviously already have an Internet connection and e-mail is FREE! There are two primary methods of building your downline: METHOD #1: SENDING BULK E-MAIL Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we'll assume you and all those involved send out only 2,000 programs each. Let's also assume that the mailing receives a 0.5% response. Using a good list the response could be much better. Also, many people will send out hundreds of thousands of programs instead of 2,000. But continuing with this example, you send out only 2,000 programs. With a 0.5% response, that is only 10 orders for REPORT #1. Those 10 people respond by sending out 2,000 programs each for a total of 20,000. Out of those 0.5%, 100 people respond and order REPORT #2. Those 100 mail out 2,000 programs each for a total of 200,000. The 0.5% response to that is 1,000 orders for REPORT #3. Those 1,000 send out 2,000 programs each for a 2,000,000 total. The 0.5% response to that is 10,000 orders for REPORT #4. That's 10,000 $5 bills for you. CASH!!! Your total income in this example is $50 + $500 + $5,000 + $50,000 for a total of $55,550!!! REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING 1,990 OUT OF THE 2,000 PEOPLE YOU MAIL TO WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND TRASH THIS PROGRAM! DARE TO THINK FOR A MOMENT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYONE, OR HALF SENT OUT 100,000 PROGRAMS INSTEAD OF 2,000. Believe me, many people will do justthat, and more! By the way, your cost to participate in this is practically nothing. You obviously already have an Internet connection and e-mail is FREE!!! REPORT #2 will show you the best methods for bulk e-mailing, tell you where to obtain free bulk e-mail software and where to obtain e-mail lists. METHOD #2 - PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET Advertising on the internet is very, very inexpensive, and there are HUNDREDS of FREE places to advertise. Let's say you decide to start small just to see how well it works. Assume your goal is to get ONLY 10 people to participate on your first level. (Placing a lot of FREE ads on the Internet will EASILY get a larger response.) Also assume that everyone else in YOUR ORGANIZATION gets ONLY 10 downline members. Follow this example to achieve the STAGGERING results below: 1st level--your 10 members with $5.......................................$50 2nd level--10 members from those 10 ($5 x 100)..................$500 3rd level--10 members from those 100 ($5 x 1,000)...........$5,000 4th level--10 members from those 1,000 ($5 x 10,000).....$50,000 THIS TOTALS ---------->$55,550 Remember friends, this assumes that the people who participate only recruit 10 people each. Think for a moment what would happen if they got 20 people to participate! Most people get 100's of participants! THINK ABOUT IT! For every $5.00 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the report they ordered. THAT'S IT! ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS! This will guarantee that the e-mail THEY send out with YOUR name and address on it will be prompt because they can't advertise until they receive the report! AVAILABLE REPORTS *** Order Each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME *** Notes: - -- ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH (U.S. CURRENCY) FOR EACH REPORT. CHECKS NOT ACCEPTED. - -- ALWAYS SEND YOUR ORDER VIA FIRST CLASS MAIL. - -- Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least two sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper, include: (a) the number & name of the report you are ordering, (b) your e-mail address, and (c) your name & postal address. PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW: REPORT #1 "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Internet" ORDER REPORT #1 FROM: GSR 540 Orange Drive #13 Altamonte Springs, Fl 32701 REPORT #2 "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk E-mail on the Internet" Order Report #2 FROM: R.B. VanHorn 401 Crouse Road Wilmington, OH 45177 REPORT #3 "The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on the Internet" ORDER REPORT #3 FROM: E-Solutions 101 PO Box 6411 Providence RI 02940-6411 REPORT #4 "How to become a Millionaire utilizing the Power of Multilevel Marketing and the Internet" ORDER REPORT #4 FROM: Paul Stanford 110 Briarwood Road Natchez, MS 39120 About 50,000 new people get online every month! ******* TIPS FOR SUCCESS ******* - -- TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt, professional, and follow the directions accurately. - -- Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you will have them when the orders start coming in because: When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out the requested product/report. - -- ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON THE ORDERS YOU RECEIVE. - -- Be patient and persistent with this program. If you follow the instructions exactly, your results WILL BE SUCCESSFUL! - -- ABOVE ALL, HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF AND KNOW YOU WILL SUCCEED! ******* YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES ******* Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success: If you don't receive 20 orders for REPORT #1 within two weeks, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do. Then, a couple of weeks later you should receive at least 100 orders for REPORT#2. If you don 't, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do. Once you have received 100 or more orders for REPORT #2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash will continue to roll in! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a DIFFERENT report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you. If you want to generate more income, send another batch of e-mails or continue placing ads and start the whole process again! There is no limit to the income you will generate from this business! Before you make your decision as to whether or not you participate in this program. Please answer one question. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE? If the answer is yes, please look at the following facts about this program: 1. You are selling a product which does not Cost anything to PRODUCE, SHIP OR ADVERTISE. 2. All of your customers pay you in CASH! 3. E-mail is without question the most powerful method of distributing information on earth. This program combines the distribution power of e-mail together with the revenue generating power of multi-level marketing. 4. Your only expense--other than your initial $20 investment--is your time! 5. Virtually all of the income you generate from this program is PURE PROFIT! 6. This program will change your LIFE FOREVER. ACT NOW!Take your first step toward achieving financial independence. Orderthe reports and follow the program outlined above--SUCCESSwill be yourreward. Thank you for your time and consideration. PLEASE NOTE: If you need help with starting a business, registering a business name, learning how income tax is handled, etc., contact your localoffice of the Small Business Administration (a Federal Agency) 1-800-827-5722 for free help and answers to questions. Also, the InternalRevenue Service offers free help via telephone and free seminars aboutbusiness tax requirements. Your earnings are highly dependant on youractivities and advertising. The information contained on this site and in the report constitutes no guarantees stated nor implied. In the event that it is determined that this site or report constitutes a guarantee of any kind, that guarantee is now void. The earnings amounts listed on this site and in the report are estimates only. If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection in Washington, DC. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Remove at takd@foodmail.com ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V3 #368 ********************************************