From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V3 #306 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Friday, April 2 1999 Volume 03 : Number 306 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: Spring Gulch! [srm9988n@aol.com.LoriM (Srm9988n)] Re: Easter Candy (was allo, snorting fru-crack) [srm9988n@aol.com.LoriM (] Re: allo, snorting fru-crack ["kristen fair" ] Re: Easter Candy (was allo, snorting fru-crack) [Megan ] Re: Horrified to say the leastest! [Joe Leahy ] Re: Easter Candy (was allo, snorting fru-crack) [Joe Leahy ] Re: FruKid to Roxanne, please come in.... ["Bridget" ] Re: Canada Obsessed Minority Instument Players & The Alcoholic [Alan Sigm] Re: Horrified to say the leastest! [frukid@my-dejanews.com] Re: allo, snorting fru-crack [frukid@my-dejanews.com] Re: off-topic: for the jersey folk =) [Alan Sigman ] Re: allo, snorting fru-crack [Fru-Monique ] Re: A Short Resignation ["Jason A. Reiser" ] Horrified to say the leastest [Mindy J Munson ] My Sincerest Apologies [katrin@dimensional.com (Katrin)] Re: Spring Gulch! [Aryn - Marietta Eaton ] Re: Anyone else getting really annoyed at Dejanews? [Mindy J Munson > are you kidding? i'm so artistically untalented and i can draw a budgie >> pretty damn well. in fact at my HS last year, they have elections for >> Head Boy and Head Girl. >Um...no...not even gonna touch that... And they say *I'm* degenerate. Sheash. - -- Lori - ------------------------------------ It's a wondrous world Of ridiculous things With nothing so rare as the love that it brings In the silence of a smile that understands. ~~ Patty Griffin, "Christina" ------------------------------ Date: 2 Apr 1999 17:01:29 GMT From: srm9988n@aol.com.LoriM (Srm9988n) Subject: Re: Easter Candy (was allo, snorting fru-crack) Veronica wrote, and chou quoted: > ( I bought Smarties!) I forgot to mention this earlier, but I was shopping in the Acme last Sunday (alert: more Philly content, and with a link toNew Jersey thread too!) and found something called Nestle Mini-Eggs which are, in fact, egg-shaped Smarties! I was astonished to say the least -- the only place I can normally get those tubular Nestle products is at an Irish-imports store on the other side of town (where they also stock Aeros, among other wonderful things ... mmm.) But I think it's really cool that Andrew's going to have Smarties (in another shape) in his Easter basket! - -- Lori, always entranced by the trivial ... - ------------------------------- and the flames looked like angels' wings. ******************************* Visit Lori's *newly-redecorated* strange and wonderful world! http://members.aol.com/srm9988n/index.html ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 17:16:57 GMT From: "kristen fair" Subject: Re: allo, snorting fru-crack Lori so warmly welcomed me with: >Kristen-with-an-e joined us! Welcome, Kristen, to the hottest ng on the net, >where we snort FruPhoria regularly and eat Smarties and Peeps betweentimes. > i've actually been around for quite some time now; i just tend to keep quiet...some of you may remember me from frucon. amongst other recreational drugs, such as mara-jian-a, i too just can't seem to come down from this fruphoric high... she then inquired: >that's handy, but do you use a K or a k? that really makes all the difference. > oh, most definitely a 'k.' not because lower case has any significance to me, but because i'm too damn lazy to coordinate the shift key with the k key. (*note the lack of caps in this post)...feel free also if at any point in time another entity of the name kristen-with-an-e appears, kfair is appropriate as well anywho, thanks for welcoming me aboard! peas and such, kristen Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 12:43:30 -0500 From: Megan Subject: Re: Easter Candy (was allo, snorting fru-crack) Egg-Shaped Canadian Smarties or Egg-Shaped American Smarties? :) - -Megan Srm9988n wrote: > > Veronica wrote, and chou quoted: > > > ( I bought Smarties!) > > I forgot to mention this earlier, but I was shopping in the Acme last Sunday > (alert: more Philly content, and with a link toNew Jersey thread too!) and > found something called Nestle Mini-Eggs which are, in fact, egg-shaped > Smarties! I was astonished to say the least -- the only place I can normally > get those tubular Nestle products is at an Irish-imports store on the other > side of town (where they also stock Aeros, among other wonderful things ... > mmm.) But I think it's really cool that Andrew's going to have Smarties (in > another shape) in his Easter basket! > > -- Lori, always entranced by the trivial ... > ------------------------------- > and the flames looked like angels' wings. > > ******************************* > Visit Lori's *newly-redecorated* strange and wonderful world! > http://members.aol.com/srm9988n/index.html - -- @>->----- ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 13:58:24 -0500 From: Joe Leahy Subject: Re: Horrified to say the leastest! though i was a non-participant in the original debate, i do have to say: clare, jian has mystical powers. the women of this newsgroup have been sucked in by his tractor beam and are unable to stop discussions like that one from happening. so, you see, it's not our fault at all. it's his. that's the story and we're stickin' to it :). ~~kate ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 13:59:56 -0500 From: Joe Leahy Subject: Re: Easter Candy (was allo, snorting fru-crack) egg-shaped canadian :). the "nestle" aspect gave it away :). ~~kate ------------------------------ Date: 2 Apr 1999 19:14:00 GMT From: srm9988n@aol.com.LoriM (Srm9988n) Subject: Re: Easter Candy (was allo, snorting fru-crack) KatieJoe Leaky replied: >egg-shaped canadian :). the "nestle" aspect gave it away :). >~~kate and so did the tubular packaging, I *thought* ... - -- Lori ******************************* Visit Lori's *newly-redecorated* strange and wonderful world! http://members.aol.com/srm9988n/index.html ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 14:46:38 -0500 From: Paul Mischler Subject: Re: WARNING!!! HAPPY99 VIRUS!!!! WARNING Katrin wrote: > Name: Happy99.exe > Happy99.exe Type: unspecified type (application/octet-stream) > Encoding: x-uuencode ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 12:44:51 -0700 From: "Bridget" Subject: Re: FruKid to Roxanne, please come in.... frukid@my-dejanews.com wrote in message <7e1nbk$n9r$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>... :Hello! How's life in lovely NC, the country's most Fru-deprived state besides :Montana? and don't count out colorado for the most fru-deprived state... please, lads, please come back... over 'n' out xoxoxo bridget (o: please visit my (perpetually under construction) home page... ... and sign my guest book... http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/pavilion/3576/ 'Thanks for the pizza, Kevin... sorry about the gay hooker.' :Fruwench, 02/22/99, sometime around 3 in the morning... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 14:53:59 -0500 From: Paul Mischler Subject: VIRUS WARNING!!! DON'T RUN THE HAPPY99.exe PROGRAM!!! Doing so will result in a virus infecting your computer. - -Paul Mischler Katrin wrote: > Name: Happy99.exe > Happy99.exe Type: unspecified type (application/octet-stream) > Encoding: x-uuencode ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 20:08:40 GMT From: Alan Sigman Subject: Re: Canada Obsessed Minority Instument Players & The Alcoholic On Apr 1 1999T, Aryn - Marietta Eaton wrote: > >And don't forget us bodrahn players!!!! Just what is a bodhran, anyway? I see it listed in the Great Big Sea CD, and I just saw them in concert, but I don't know what the bodhran was. -Alan, who plays the keyboards, a more common instrument ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 19:58:51 GMT From: frukid@my-dejanews.com Subject: Re: Horrified to say the leastest! oh, I soooooo believe you. =D FruKid - -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 20:04:34 GMT From: frukid@my-dejanews.com Subject: Re: allo, snorting fru-crack Lori said, >Anyone else want to disgrace themselves here? it's far too late now that I've learned 'zactly what your people are talking about... FruKid - -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 20:15:26 GMT From: Alan Sigman Subject: Re: off-topic: for the jersey folk =) On Apr 1 1999, Ellen wrote: > >sorry, non-NJ people, but i know there are a bunch of us now-and-former >jerseyites here, who will get a kick out of this. > > >YOU MIGHT BE FROM THE JERSEY SHORE IF: > >26. Route 18 doesn't freak you out at night. Funny, someone emailed me this list a couple weeks ago, and on mine it said Route 206. Maybe it was personalized for me, since Route 206 has freaked me out at night in the past. Then again, Route 18 would probably do it for me too. I've been told that I freak out easily. -Alan ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 20:08:19 GMT From: frukid@my-dejanews.com Subject: Re: Tape. Good grief! I wouldn't pay $15 for that thing..ugh. why don't FruHeads just make tapes of the tape for each other? does anyone here have an indie tape? FruKid "Hola, I am Zorro!" "all hail the Zuchinni Queen." - -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 13:46:58 -0700 From: katrin@dimensional.com (Katrin) Subject: Re: FruKid to Roxanne, please come in.... In article , bnl_gordon@email.msn.com says... > and don't count out colorado for the most fru-deprived state... please, > lads, please come back... Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease... k@ was reminded recently of the lyric "Grovel, grovel, cringe bow stoop fall" - I had successfully repressed that since '83. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 13:42:39 -0700 From: katrin@dimensional.com (Katrin) Subject: Re: Horrified to say the leastest! In article <7e37hm$vaj$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, frukid@my-dejanews.com says... > oh, I soooooo believe you. =D Just wait a year or two, Clare, and you too will understand what we mean. It's quite an ingenious setup, really - it's one of his job functions as part of the band. A "first one's free" kind of thing. He gets us hooked, and from then on we are powerless to resist and must do all the guys' bidding. Truly, we cannot be held responsible for a purely involuntary reaction of our autonomic nervous systems. We have no choice but to accept our fate. k@ I am *so* gonna die of embarrassment now ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 16:25:29 -0500 From: Paul Mischler Subject: Re: My Sincerest Apologies Katrin, I sentence you to 10 lashings with a wet noodle. ;-) - -Paul Katrin wrote: > Anyway, I am VERY VERY SORRY about any inconvenience this may have caused > anyone. > > k@ > groveling for real now ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 21:15:57 GMT From: Fru-Monique Subject: Re: allo, snorting fru-crack > --- Cheesemaker Gem wrote: > > jen, queen of the evil cheesemonkeys > > Evil cheesemonkeys? Cool beans! Mmm, cheesemonkeys....good on bagels. ;) > I mean, all my friends are crazy, I'm crazy, that > monkey hiding under my bed is crazy.... Is your monkey's name Lathi, by any chance? :P It's Friday, Monique === "Boy, you give great shirt." --Lori at the 2/21 concert _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: 2 Apr 1999 12:29:13 -0800 From: "Jason A. Reiser" Subject: Re: A Short Resignation In article <37039BA5.567D7108@rosevc.rose-hulman.edu>, Chad says... > >Fru-guys and Fru-gals, > It is with great regret that I have to leave our wonderful >little newsgroup. I've tried really really hard to keep up with all the >posts and answer as humorously and/or informatively as I can to any question >asked that I know the answer to. But lately, it has really become >a chore wading through all the posts and looking for the words Bass >or Chad or serious questions. Oh no! I've pretty much only been reading threads with an interesting subject line, or ones where I see that Chad said something. Oh well, there goes that method. - - Jason jreiser@ecoutez.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 21:32:52 GMT From: Mindy J Munson Subject: Horrified to say the leastest >Just wait a year or two, Clare, and you too will understand what we >mean. >It's quite an ingenious setup, really - it's one of his job functions >as >part of the band. A "first one's free" kind of thing. He gets us >hooked, >and from then on we are powerless to resist and must do all the guys' >bidding. I very much agree, though it took me ...oh... 5 minutes for it to take effect. two years? come now, give the girl some credit..... i have to go pass out now.... gave blood... so wozy! fruchild, *canoodle!* ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 14:20:22 -0700 From: katrin@dimensional.com (Katrin) Subject: My Sincerest Apologies Okay, I've been made aware that the Happy99 virus I picked up the other day has been making its way into my Usenet posts as well, at least for some people. I just want to apologize profusely for spreading this thing around, and I hope none of you was too inconvenienced by it. I caught it from my dad (silly me; thinking anything my dad mailed me couldn't be a *real* virus, now could it?). At least I only actually mailed it on to one other person. If, like me, you made the mistake of opening up the "happy99.exe" file, you can go to http://craig.medill.nwu.edu/happy99/ to download a free program that will get rid of it. It will also automatically give you a list of everyone you have passed it on to, so you can notify them. Thanks boy-Jordan for giving me that URL, and thanks Doug and Paul for informing me about this in the first place. Anyway, I am VERY VERY SORRY about any inconvenience this may have caused anyone. k@ groveling for real now ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 21:35:46 GMT From: Aryn - Marietta Eaton Subject: Re: Spring Gulch! On the subject of Budgie Dogs, My friend (and fellow fruhead) Kendra just brought me a bithday cake on wich she had drawn budgie dogs with iceing. Talk about talent! It's the bestest birthday cake I've ever had. She also gave me a teletubbie to ahng on my back pack, what a pal. Aryn Who come in to being this day 22 years ago - --- Katrin wrote: > In article <19990401.180527.3750.1.TMBgirl@juno.com>, > tmbgirl@juno.com > says... > > > are you kidding? i'm so artistically untalented and > i can draw a budgie > > pretty damn well. in fact at my HS last year, > they have elections for > > Head Boy and Head Girl. > > Um...no...not even gonna touch that... > > But SURELY you are not suggesting that what it takes > to draw a proper > budgie is actually a *lack* of artistic talent, now > are you, Jordan? I > didn't think so. That would be a very, very unwise > thing to suggest. > > k@ > sycophant > === Aryn - Marietta Eaton Alayna MacMullen Reluctant pirate of the black ship Inverness, Chatilaine, shire of Innersea, Self professed U2, Moxy Fruvous and Star Wars fanatic "It's an American conviction, they have to do something, even if it's wrong. _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 21:27:33 GMT From: Mindy J Munson Subject: Re: Anyone else getting really annoyed at Dejanews? major pissed and who do i write to to change this???? i read other groups on deja and now i cant figure out what the hell to read! fruchild, the ever vulgar *canoodle!* On Thu, 01 Apr 1999 15:16:18 GMT hKath writes: >Sorry this had to interfere with our normal, oh-so-relevant Fruvous >posts, >but are there any other Dejanews users out there who are just p/o'ed >at the >new format this thing has taken? It used to be *click*-->*messages*, >now it's >*click*-->*threads*-->*click*-->*messages* and it's impossible to >figure out >how many messages you have to read. Not to mention the fact that >Richard's >posts are harder to pick out now that we can't see all the poster's >names!!! > >If anyone else agrees with my rambling, why don't we write to >Dejanews? Or >even if you're not on Dejanews and you want to get into my good >books... or >if you're just a compulsive emailer with a lot of time on your >hands... hey, >go for it;) It would be appreciated. > >We now return you to your regularly scheduled crack-snortin'. Thank >you. > >hKath > >"Quand la télévision a fermé toutes les églises, c'est le Kodak qui >remplace le curé." -- 'Quiconque meurt, meurt à douleur' > >-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network >==---------- >http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your >Own > ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: 2 Apr 1999 21:21:57 GMT From: Gruneberg Veronica J <6vjg@qlink.queensu.ca> Subject: Re: FruKid to Roxanne, please come in.... FruKid said: ***incoming sir!! trombones at 3:00!!*** Whhe!! I love that! Although, you say that like a pack of trombones is a bad thing... :) :) Veronica (Never trust and instrument that changes shape as you play it - From the Holy Order of the Sackbutts) Oh yeah, trombonists are weird! :) - -- *************************************************************************** "Never look at the trombones, | Veronica Gruneberg it only encourages them." | Dept. of Biology - Richard Strauss | Queen's University | Kingston, Ontario ------------------------------ Date: 2 Apr 1999 21:18:10 GMT From: Gruneberg Veronica J <6vjg@qlink.queensu.ca> Subject: Re: Easter Candy (was allo, snorting fru-crack) Woohoo! We have them here, too. Only we (properly) call them Smartie Eggs. Although, this is the first year that they've been in existence. I'm very excited to try them. If the Easter Bunny loves me at all, there will be a huge bag of them in my Easter basket this year (why do you think I came home from school? Well, that and Easter dinner at my Grandma's...mmm..) One whole weekend Kraft Dinner free!! Whee!! Joyeux Paques, tout le monde! (I can't do the little ^ over the a, unfortunately...) :) Veronica - -- *************************************************************************** "Never look at the trombones, | Veronica Gruneberg it only encourages them." | Dept. of Biology - Richard Strauss | Queen's University | Kingston, Ontario ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 22:00:13 GMT From: Aryn - Marietta Eaton Subject: Re: Canada Obsessed Minority Instument Players & The Alcoholic - --- Alan Sigman wrote: > On Apr 1 1999T, Aryn - Marietta Eaton > wrote: > > > >And don't forget us bodrahn players!!!! > > > Just what is a bodhran, anyway? I see it listed in > the > Great Big Sea CD, and I just saw them in concert, but > I > don't know what the bodhran was. A bodrahn is a cletic drum, they are about three inches high, and varie in diameter. Aryn, who is still eating budgie dog cake > > -Alan, who plays the keyboards, a more common > instrument > > > === Aryn - Marietta Eaton Alayna MacMullen Reluctant pirate of the black ship Inverness, Chatilaine, shire of Innersea, Self professed U2, Moxy Fruvous and Star Wars fanatic "It's an American conviction, they have to do something, even if it's wrong. _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: 2 Apr 1999 21:47:16 GMT From: Gruneberg Veronica J <6vjg@qlink.queensu.ca> Subject: Re: Canada Obsessed Minority Instrument Players The bodrhan is a round drum, hand held, usually in the left hand, while the right hand is playing it with a small stick and a very neat, funky wrist flicking motion which I will *never* be able to duplicate. I've tried. My friend Gerry used to make bodrhans. If you saw GBS, then I'm sure you saw it... very funky instrument, and a staple of Irish music (traditional Irish music, that is.) :) Veronica - -- *************************************************************************** "Never look at the trombones, | Veronica Gruneberg it only encourages them." | Dept. of Biology - Richard Strauss | Queen's University | Kingston, Ontario ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 22:10:01 GMT From: darlene88@yahoo.com Subject: Re: allo, snorting fru-crack In article <19990402211021.24202.rocketmail@web210.mail.yahoo.com>, Fru-Monique wrote: > > --- Cheesemaker Gem wrote: > > > jen, queen of the evil cheesemonkeys > > > > Evil cheesemonkeys? Cool beans! > > Mmm, cheesemonkeys....good on bagels. ;) > > > I mean, all my friends are crazy, I'm crazy, that > > monkey hiding under my bed is crazy.... > > Is your monkey's name Lathi, by any chance? :P > > It's Friday, > Monique > > === > "Boy, you give great shirt." --Lori at the 2/21 concert > > _________________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com > > help! im not getting the posts anymore...i got this email that said my email from this list was "bouncing" and now im not receiving the posts... can anyone help a poor confused little girl? luv, cheesemonkey jen ps, no, my monkey's name isnt named Lathi, and yes, i agree cheesemonkeys are good on bagels - -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V3 #306 ********************************************