From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V3 #283 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Tuesday, March 23 1999 Volume 03 : Number 283 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: Johnny Saucep'n [Chad Maloney ] Re: Upcoming shows? ["KatieWow" ] Re: Johnny Saucep'n ["KatieWow" ] Re: Johnny Saucep'n [SkyStar117@aol.com] Re: Johnny Saucep'n [Mindy J Munson ] FruKid again [Matt D Lawrence ] I can read but I can't post dammit! [Matt D Lawrence Subject: Re: Johnny Saucep'n JuggleGuy wrote: > > I'm kind of a new Fruvous fan, but I know a little about them, and I've heard > quite a few songs. Could anyone tell me the lyrics to the list of foodstuffs > in Johnny Saucep'n? I have most of them, pretty much I just wrote down what > words I could say to make the sounds, but some of them are correct. ANYWAY, > just email me or post em here =). Greetings, Mike! Welcome to alt.music.moxy-fruvous! The knowledge you seek is within grasp. Run to your nearest web browser and check out the holy shrine that is FDC, http://www.fruvous.com. It can increase your Fruvous fact recall a million-fold. It can serve as your friend in a time of need. It will help you find out when you get to next see a Fruvous show. It can even get you chicks if you work it right, unfortunately, no one has figured out how to do that[1]. Also, the time display on FDC is still flashing 12:00. Any help would be appreciated. Anyways, the lyrics to Johnny Saucep'n are available in the lyrics section of FDC or in alt.music.moxy-fruvous FAQ which is also available on FDC. When I sing it, the words are: Basil, Endive, Parmesan, Shrimp, Live Lobster, Hamster, Worcester, Muenster, Caviar, Ridiccio, Snow Peas, Scampi, Roquefort, Meat, Squirt, Blue beed, Red Alert, Pork Hocs, Side Flanks, Cantelope, Sheep Shanks, Provolone, Flat Bread, Goat's Head Soup, Gruyere cheese, Angel Hair please, and a Vichy Souisse and a Cabbage and a Crawfish Claws. But that's just from my head. I'd believe FDC more than me. I'd believe FDC more than my own mother. I'd believe FDC even more than 3/4ths of the band members. You know what? I'd even believe FDC more than 3/4ths of the band members' mothers. Faith, my friend. Faith in Father O'Malley, the keeper of FDC. Where do you want us to go today, Chris? Where indeed. - Chad [1] Or they just haven't told me. But you guys wouldn't be that mean, would you? ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 22 Mar 1999 01:00:05 -0500 From: "KatieWow" Subject: Re: Upcoming shows? . . . or my finals any more not on those dates. blech. ~~kate - -- kate leahy kleahy@loyola.edu everybody loves a happy ending but we don't even try we go straight past pretending to the part where everyone loves to cry - --elvis costello ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 22 Mar 1999 00:59:05 -0500 From: "KatieWow" Subject: Re: Johnny Saucep'n no, no, no chad. the lyrics won't get you chicks. it's all about arrid XX gel active fesh scent, _remember_ :)? ~~kate - -- kate leahy kleahy@loyola.edu everybody loves a happy ending but we don't even try we go straight past pretending to the part where everyone loves to cry - --elvis costello ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 22 Mar 1999 06:14:10 GMT From: SkyStar117@aol.com Subject: Re: Johnny Saucep'n kate says: << no, no, no chad. the lyrics won't get you chicks. it's all about arrid XX gel active fesh scent, _remember_ :)? >> but deb argues: nah! there' something so sexxy about a guy who knows all the words to Johnny:) but it's a plus if he doesn't SMELL like johnny... *deb* ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 22 Mar 1999 06:51:21 GMT From: Mindy J Munson Subject: Re: Johnny Saucep'n On Mon, 22 Mar 1999 00:59:05 -0500 "KatieWow" writes: >no, no, no chad. the lyrics won't get you chicks. it's all about >arrid XX >gel active fesh scent, _remember_ :)? >~~kate meheheh... I want you to stop talking about all my women like they are a pice of meat! =+) Oh geez! In class yesterday I found another guy wearing it! I smell like a man! Waaa! fruchild, "Life is groovy. Be happy" That dude that won at the awards tonite " The only thing worse than terrible poetry is mediocre poetry, 'cause you have to read it a couple of times before you realize it sucks. When you reach this decision, you also realize that you've wasting 15 minutes of your life" Me 3/15/99 ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 21 Mar 1999 15:20:14 -0500 From: Matt D Lawrence Subject: FruKid again Just wanted to pop back in and say my name is not Matt. I am Clare. 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No one quite knows. I know. It's called `democracy'. The majority of the inhabitants of Northern Ireland wanted to remain part of the UK and still do. The Downing Street declaration asserts that as soon as the population of Northern Ireland vote to become part of the Republic of Ireland then that will happen. There is considerable history as to why Ulster should be part of the UK just as there is considerable history as to why it should be part of the Republic of Ireland. Each argument counteracts the other somewhat and leaves me feeling that what is important is the Future and not History. By the way *Britain* conceeded Irish independence, not England. There's a difference. > So now you've got two > groups, the "Irish", who are Catholic (green) and want to rejoin the > Republic of Ireland (the south) and the "English", who have in many cases > lived in Northern Ireland for generations, but will always be viewed as > English because they are Protestant. Terminology lesson; the nationalists wish to unify Ireland and are mostly Catholic, republicans wish to do the same, but the republicans are more closely aligned with the paramilitary groups. Unionists aim to keep Northern Ireland part of the UK and are mostly protestant, loyalists are the same but are closely aligned with the paramilitaries. The protestants certainly *don't* refer to themselves as `English'. There is another group, known as `human beings' who are sick to death and ashamed of the fighting, realise that its all about petty bigotry, greed and power and wish the people who keep trying to seperate everyone off into enclaves would just fucking well grow up. This group is by far the majority in Northern Ireland / Ireland as demonstrated by the Yes vote for the Good Friday agreement last year. Of course these people don't get reported in the media because they don't blow up shopping centres in defence of their `beliefs'. Peacefully Richard (English, Irish, Welsh, Scottish and probably many other countries beside by descent. Who cares? Where and what I am now is important, not where and what I came from.) - -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V3 #283 ********************************************