From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V1 #930 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Monday, November 2 1998 Volume 01 : Number 930 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Live Noise banter [Chewbacca ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 02 Nov 1998 19:52:03 -0600 From: Chewbacca Subject: Live Noise banter Someone asked for this and I have too much free time to myself, but already had all the banter sections typed out in my pathetic attempt to figure out some of the words where they talk over one another. Here ya go, I may be wrong on a few... sometimes I get to where I can't tell them apart, as they speak only a word or two and that can be hard. Hope it's informative, tho. MOXY FRUVOUS -- LIVE NOISE to the best of my ability. Michaela Majoun "....Moxy Fruvous!" Michigan Militia Jockey Full of Bourbon Intra Pennsylvania Rivalry: Jian: "well thank you very much everybody. What a thrill it is to be back in Pittsburgh! What? Oh, sorry, I mean... Philadelphia." Mike: laughing Jian: "well we figured for the live album it'd be cool, Pittsburgh would be a cooler city to be in. So, thanks Pittsburgh! Keep it up man. Aww, it's great walkin around the steel city." Dave: "I love the way the rivers merge in the town, it's so nice, so many levels" Jian: "Nah, just kidding. We hate Pittsburgh. This is exactly what we hoped to create, which is a, uh, an Intra-Pennsylvania Rivalry, which probably already exists, I know, but we just wanna fan the flames as Canadians who really have nothing to do with this. You know, Philadelphia should take, I mean why haven't you, ya know, marched on Pittsburgh and taken it with, I figure, you know I'm not talking about you know any of the nuclear weapons, chemical weapons, I'm not talking aboutthat kind I'm talking about an agrarian revolt" Dave: laughing Jian: "You know? Pitchforks? A spade? You know, go after those Pittsburgh people. What's your problem?" Horseshoes Good Date Band?: Murray: "Thank you very much! In the interim here while we have a moment, while I have a moment with you, I was just, I was just struck with this question earlier in the set and I wanted to put this to you, is, uhh, in your opinion, is Moxy Fruvous a good date band? Are we like, a good, date band? yeah? No,it doesn't sound... it... it sounds half-hearted" Jian: "Can I ask you, can I answer your question I mean?" Murray: "yeah" Jian: "uhm, by asking you a question? no... Yeah, I think we're NOT a good date band" Murray: "yeah that, that was my suspicion" Jian: "you know why?" Murray: "no" Jian: "because... because there's we, A) we have lyrics.. and we don't have that, uhm, you know we don't have that incessant, we don't have like a groove, we don't have a DJ groove just going on for, you know, where you can just slide up to your partner" Mike: "Yes we do!" Mike and Dave/possibly Jian improv, all join. Fly Boo Time Kirk King Intro: Murray: "It's jim kirk, live again" Mike: "I'd like to tell you about things that would blow your mind, Scottie. Starships run with engines the size of a walnut. Walnuts, run with engines the size of starships. A man, barely alive. We can rebuild him. We can make him better, bigger, stronger, FASTER, THE KING OF SPAIN!" King of Spain The Lowest Highest Point: Mike: "Which state has the lowest highest point? Eh? Florida? I guessed Florida or Louisiana. I was wrong. Jian got it on his second guess. No, not... NEW YORK? It's got fucking mountains." Jian: "The Lowest Highest Point" Mike: "The Lowest Highest Point" Jian: "Two words that souldn't go together, lowest and highest" Mike: "Virginia's got mountains too, like, are you not thinking?" Mike: "THE LOWEST HIGHEST POINT" Mike leads vocals on improv singing Jian chants "come up on stage" several times for Mr. Delaware. BJ Don't cry Johnny Saucep'n Nature Sounds: Murray: "play? play and record?" Dave: "ya gotta hit play and record at the same time" Jian: "actually, do that "Shhh" again?" ???: shhhhhh Jian: "that's good. If we record enough of that we can, we can release one of those "Nature sounds" tapes. Ah, there's a big market for that, you know, you go into the drug store and, twenty, twenty dollars this uhm, pick up "The sounds of the loon" Mike: "Honey you look so calm. It's the tape, it's the audiocasette" Jian: "better than real nature" ??" "I've been listening to lake erie" Mike: "sweetheart?" I've gotta get a message to you My baby loves a bunch of authors Naked Puppets: Murray: "Uh, I mean, he just happens to like being naked. There's nothing wrong with that" Dave: "who doesn't like being naked?" Mike: "so did Adam and Eve" Murray: "so does Grover. Grover is a naked" Jian: "so does, does, hey, now you're talking you fuckin beastiality nut. You crazy guy" Murray: "well now you came back at him, you showed him" Jian: "I sure, I taught him a lesson, huh?" Mike: "anybody else? Anybody else got something to say here?" Jian: "Well who thinks of, who thinks of Grover as naked? I mean that's, well, that's sacroset." Murray: "well, Grover is naked. Does anyone else want to point out a naked puppet while we're at it? No? ok!" Jian: "I mean, I guess Kermit's naked, let's talk about that" Jian: "is Barney naked? Is nothing sacred." Mike: "Am I sick? I always wanted to hear Oscar the grouch, you know he comes out there and he's like uh, I always wanted him one time to just come out and go "motherfucker!" He's got the perfect mouth for it." Jian: "he's come out of the garbage.. he's pissed off for being in the garbage can" Mike: "yeah. "Motherfucker!" But, ahh, ya know it's never gonna happen" Jian: "what can ya do. That Liddy Dole intervened." No no Raja Video Bargainville Kasparov vs Deep Blue: Murray: "Well I, I do have a question. How many people here were voting for Deep Blue? And how many people were voting for Kasparov? Ahhh, humanity has hope, still, I suppose." Jian: "How many people are like actually disappointed that a human lost. No no, disappointed I mean. No, because like, I just do get it, you know. What's the fucking big deal, you know. It's a machine, right? I don't know. I made the point at Albany the other day which was apparently lost on all the Albanians." Murray: "I didn't get it either" Dave: "But that's not, that's not all that was lost on the Albanians. A lot of foriegn aid going over there." Jian: "They're still behind the times" Murray: "Your point was that if theres a fire, Deep Blue wouldn't run out of the room" Jian: "Exactly" Mike: "COULDN'T run out of the room" Jian: "That's exactly my point. If, if an attractive person walks into the room, a person that would be attractive to Deep Blue, it can't do anything about it. That's my point. Kasparov could approach the person" Murray: "the attractive person" Jian: "No here's my point. My point is a calculator, that's my point. Right?" Murray: "Well let's get back to the fire" Jian: "No hang on. No no. A cal- Forget the fire. Because apparently it's, you know, I'm talking on a different level. Alright" Murray: "Clearly!" Jian" "Well here's the thing. A calculator, right" Murray: "right" Jian: "a common everyday calculator" Murray: "I'm with you" Jian: "a calculator, will, you know, say let's play the ADDING game right, who can add faster: a calculator, or a woman or a man? A calculator can, right? so what's the big deal. We know that there are instruments, we know that there are, are, machines, we know that there are computers etcetera that can do things that, that, it's just because the thing won at chess, right? I don't understand what the big deal is." Murray: "Your point is if you light a match near a calculator it's not going to scurry away. It's all relative, a whole fire for Deep Blue, a little match for a little calculator." Jian: "No my point is, my point is, if there's a calculator, my point is, ok I'll bring it back to the fire for you because I know you're obsessed. If there's a fire in my living room where me and my calculator are sitting, I can escape the fire. But my calculator can't!" Dave: "but, if ahh" Murray: "Is there a logic course here that one of us can enroll in?" Dave: "Exactly" Jian: "I think they know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the fact that the machine is programmed to only do one thing. It can't do anything else. The fire was just one example. Pick anything, Anything" Murray: "a flood! How about a flood. Can you escape a flood?" Jian: "Kasparov can..." Mike: "A plague of frogs!" Jian: "No, say theres, say there's an earthquake." Dave: "Right" Murray: "Now there's a good one" Jian: "There's an earthquake down the middle of the room, the chess room. Kasparov can get up and move, Deep Blue can't!" Murray: "It falls into the chasm." Jian: "That's my point" Murray: "Right, Now I know" Jian: "Yeah" Dave: "But what if they built Deep Blue in a doorframe, then there's no room for Kasparov to stand, in the earthquake. Then they're doubly screwed!" Jian: "See, see, they'd have to program Deep Blue to escape the fire, that's my thing" Murray: "But they could do that in a couple years" Mike: "You know we were talking about, we were talking about disaster movies? This'd be the perfect disaster movie. Just have an endless succession of these scenes, where Deep Blue is just sitting there" Mike: "It's the locusts, or whatever, and Kasparov's just runnin his little piggy legs out of the room. 'I'm free again, you fucker!'" Psycho Killer Loser: Jian: "How many people here would consider themselves 'a loser'?" King of Spain The Drinking Song ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V1 #930 ********************************************