From: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org (alloy-digest) To: alloy-digest@smoe.org Subject: alloy-digest V3 #184 Reply-To: alloy@smoe.org Sender: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "alloy-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. alloy-digest Tuesday, July 14 1998 Volume 03 : Number 184 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: Alloy: My PDoA [Tim_Dunn@jba.co.uk] Alloy: TMDR Parody [Michelle and Russell Milliner ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 13 Jul 1998 08:29:35 +0000 From: Tim_Dunn@jba.co.uk Subject: Re: Alloy: My PDoA <<< So when I post one of these smoochie gooey messages to the list it is an invitation for you to celebrate with us the triumphs and successes of our improbable union, and to share in our happiness.>>> Don't mind us /\/\iles, I'm sure we all love a bit of sighing romance - it's sweet and very special. Which reminds me, if we're celebrating anniversaries, it's a year ago today that I last ever saw Nadia (see Paul's page for heart-stopping pictures.) the_copse ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 13 Jul 1998 21:47:19 -0400 From: Michelle and Russell Milliner Subject: Alloy: TMDR Parody Greetings all, I was just sent a very bizzare parody of She Blinded Me with Science mixed with Rocky Horror Picture Show. You have to have seen RHPS to understand it. SHE BLINDED ME WITH SEQUINS Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org(To the tune of "She Blinded Me With Science" by Thomas Dolby(All lines in quotation marks are spoken by the Criminologist) "Being an ex-delivery boy, It's not surprising she blinded him with..." EDDIE: Like Ann Murray in motion She danced her shiny way to me As wet as any ocean She took my best delivery When she blinded me with sequins "She blinded me with sequins!" And caused my half-lobotomy When she's riding on my bike "Sequins!" I can smell her friend the dyke "Sequins!" FRANK-N-FURTER: I knew her past was checkered But when she came to stay with me I set a brand-new record Two whole weeks in monogamy She blinded me with sequins "She blinded me with sequins!" If only she had been a he... When we're dancing to "Sweet T" "Sequins!" I don't need no ecstacy "Sequins!" MAGENTA: She's poetry in motion And now she's toucha-touching me I can't hear the commotion When Frankie finds his soiled Rocky She blinded me with sequins "She blinded me with sequins!" Buffed me like an Avon Lady "Good heavens, Miss Columbia - you're beautiful!" BRAD: I - I don't believe it Here she's in the pool She's popping out, and I can't help but drool Makes me hot and horny Where's my mommy? Love those vibrating motions DR. SCOTT She's embodied emotion And as I sat there on the fence Watching her sweet motion Made me turn to decadence She blinded me with sequins "She blinded me -- with sequins!" She blinded me with... ------------------------------ End of alloy-digest V3 #184 ***************************