From: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org (alloy-digest) To: alloy-digest@smoe.org Subject: alloy-digest V3 #129 Reply-To: alloy@smoe.org Sender: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-alloy-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "alloy-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. alloy-digest Thursday, May 14 1998 Volume 03 : Number 129 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Alloy: Yay Beth!! [bcohen@LPL.Arizona.EDU (Barbara A Cohen via crow )] Alloy: That's Dr. Beth to us! ["Stephen M. Tilson" ] Re: Alloy: help! [dalexander@juno.com (Dennis S. Alexander)] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 12 May 1998 22:44:50 -0700 From: bcohen@LPL.Arizona.EDU (Barbara A Cohen via crow ) Subject: Alloy: Yay Beth!! > Subject: Alloy: Dr. Beth > > Hi, folks; > > Well, it's official -- I successfully defended my dissertation this > afternoon. Though I still will insist that everyone call me Beth, I > suppose that "Dr. Beth" would not be inappropriate. At least, this means > that Mark is going to stop bellowing "Hey, you! Almost a doctor!" at random > intervals. Congratulations Dr. Beth!!! Way to go!! You should definitely use the title for its full worth, as in "Take off your clothes. It's o.k.; I'm a DOCTOR." I think I've used that one here before....but it cracks me up anyway :) *B* Barbara Cohen Cosmochemical Cocktail Mixer, PhD to be ****************************************** May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. --George Carlin ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 04:01:05 -0400 From: "Stephen M. Tilson" Subject: Alloy: That's Dr. Beth to us! Dear Dr. Meyer, It was with great joy and empathic relief that Mary and I learned of your successful doctoral thesis defense earlier today. We had no doubts that you would do us all proud, only anxiety that your rite of passage be non-confrontational. Mary is very glad you're going to attend your graduation ceremony. There is something very special about accepting the hood, in contrast to being granted a diploma. And may she use you as a reference? May the world fall at your feet, Dr. Mary and Stephen P.S. Okay Barbara --- you're next! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 08:37:34 +0000 From: Tim_Dunn@jba.co.uk Subject: Alloy: Chapman Stick The Stick is a very strange and wonderful instrument, and one that I've had some experience of, as I had a guy play one on my last album. If you want to know more about it go to http://dialspace.dial.pipex.com/town/estate/xdr44/ There's even a little mention of me on there, although I can't work out if it's flattering or not! It can be played in any number of different ways, and is great for huge loping funk bass lines. the_copse ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 10:55:18 -0500 From: John_Hanson_at_FRMA01@ccmailgw.mcgawpark.baxter.com Subject: Re: Alloy: Chapman Stick - --IMA.Boundary.981050598 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Description: cc:Mail note part ...as in "beating the women off with a Chapman Stick"...? MTPBWY ______________________________ Reply Separator _________________________________ Subject: Alloy: Chapman Stick Author: Tim_Dunn@jba.co.uk at Internet Date: 13/05/98 08:37 The Stick is a very strange and wonderful instrument, and one that I've had some experience of, as I had a guy play one on my last album. If you want to know more about it go to http://dialspace.dial.pipex.com/town/estate/xdr44/ There's even a little mention of me on there, although I can't work out if it's flattering or not! It can be played in any number of different ways, and is great for huge loping funk bass lines. the_copse - --IMA.Boundary.981050598 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII; name="RFC822 message headers" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Description: cc:Mail note part Content-Disposition: inline; filename="RFC822 message headers" Received: from ns1.baxter.com (159.198.180.56) by ccmailgw.mcgawpark.baxter.com with SMTP (IMA Internet Exchange 2.1 Enterprise) id 004101C1; Wed, 13 May 98 03:41:50 - -0500 Received: from mermaid.shore.net (mermaid.shore.net [207.244.124.6]) by ns1.baxter.com (8.8.0/8.8.0) with SMTP id DAA29545 for ; Wed, 13 May 1998 03:41:27 - -0500 (CDT) Received: from smoe.org [204.167.97.154] (root) by mermaid.shore.net with esmtp (Exim) id 0yZX6h-0005lj-00; Wed, 13 May 1998 04:41:47 -0400 Received: from localhost (daemon@localhost) by smoe.org (8.8.7/8.8.7/listq-jane) with SMTP id EAA09592; Wed, 13 May 1998 04:36:06 -0400 (EDT) Received: by smoe.org (bulk_mailer v1.5); Wed, 13 May 1998 04:36:05 -0400 Received: (from majordom@localhost) by smoe.org (8.8.7/8.8.7/listq-jane) id EAA09576 for alloy-outgoing; Wed, 13 May 1998 04:34:34 -0400 (EDT) Received: from splmta.jbaintl.com (studley.jba.co.uk [193.131.80.68]) by smoe.org (8.8.7/8.8.7/daemon-mode-relay2) with SMTP id EAA09572 for ; Wed, 13 May 1998 04:34:25 -0400 (EDT) From: Tim_Dunn@jba.co.uk Received: by splmta.jbaintl.com(Lotus SMTP MTA v1.1 (385.6 5-6-1997)) id 80256603.002EC55D ; Wed, 13 May 1998 09:30:51 +0100 X-Lotus-FromDomain: JBA To: alloy@smoe.org Message-ID: <00256603.002E3578.00@splmta.jbaintl.com> Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 08:37:34 +0000 Subject: Alloy: Chapman Stick Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Sender: owner-alloy@smoe.org Reply-To: alloy@smoe.org X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "alloy-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. Precedence: bulk - --IMA.Boundary.981050598-- ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 14 May 1998 00:02:59 +0100 (BST) From: IT Admin - Govt Office North West Subject: Re: Alloy: Chapman Stick At 10:55 13/05/98 -0500, John wrote: >Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII >Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit >Content-Description: cc:Mail note part > > ...as in "beating the women off with a Chapman Stick"...? > > MTPBWY > > Well, I suppose it could be, though there's a tradition for those who originally met in the Tap Room at the FES to beat each other with Atari ST computers. The keyboard generally leaves a waffle-iron type of imprint on the beatee. The only problem with this is that Crackers has 'a thing' about things Atari, though not STs in particular, and can become distressed during these sessions, even if he's not one of the protagonists. Slarv This message powered by jolly John Martyn's new album, 'Church With One Bell' which I bought today on the strength of that one track seen on VH1, which was the start of all this chapstick nonsense. I'm all anticipation as this is its first airing. Seems to be an eclectic mix. Jury's still out. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 20:51:25 -0600 From: dalexander@juno.com (Dennis S. Alexander) Subject: Re: Alloy: Dr. Beth >Woo! Let one of the list-lurkers offer you congratulations! > >- Turq. Yes! Congratulations! ___________ JAMac (Dennis S. Alexander) - www.dennisa.com "It's never your Aptitude that determines your Altitude, but always your Attitude!" -Rudy Revak _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 20:15:47 -0700 From: bcohen@LPL.Arizona.EDU (Barbara A Cohen via crow ) Subject: Alloy: help! My friend David wants to know who sang that 80's song "Automatic." Now he's got all of us singing it. Any help? *B* ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 23:26:26 -0400 (EDT) From: Keith Dawe Subject: Re: Alloy: help! On Wed, 13 May 1998, Barbara A Cohen via crow wrote: > My friend David wants to know who sang that 80's song "Automatic." > Now he's got all of us singing it. Any help? Pointer Sisters? - --Omega ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 22:52:43 -0600 From: dalexander@juno.com (Dennis S. Alexander) Subject: Re: Alloy: help! > >My friend David wants to know who sang that 80's song "Automatic." >Now he's got all of us singing it. Any help? >*B* Flock of Seagulls? ___________ JAMac (Dennis S. Alexander) - www.dennisa.com "It's never your Aptitude that determines your Altitude, but always your Attitude!" -Rudy Revak _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ End of alloy-digest V3 #129 ***************************